Comments | laff_a_lympics: 1st Joke | The Dick Van Joker show

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1st Joke | The Dick Van Joker show

Nov 12, 2011 02:04

[Action | 7135 Brooks Lane]

( Cut for all-drone household shenanigans. )

old-school tv show, intro, crime in the 1950s, abandon all hope ye who enter here, the joker arrives

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igotthisdown November 12 2011, 09:28:24 UTC

[This is Tim's face right now.

NOT MORE BAD GUYS.]

laff_a_lympics November 12 2011, 09:38:08 UTC

[Too bad the Joker is just too busy screaming laughter into the phone to notice if anyone's there.

Run, Tim...RUN.]

igotthisdown November 12 2011, 19:32:22 UTC

[He's just. Going to be avoiding him as much as possible.

Unless he hurts someone. Then he'll probably try to stop him, sob.]

Phone furikazan November 12 2011, 09:43:33 UTC

[Bang hears that laugh. It reminded him of too much of someone...and of course, being the idiot he is, he jumps to conclusions!]

Hazama...? I thought it was too good to be true when this place was finally rid of you!

Phone laff_a_lympics November 12 2011, 10:02:11 UTC

What the hell is a Hazama and where do I get one?

furikazan November 14 2011, 01:58:04 UTC

Oh, you're not him?

Well, thank goodness! I was worried! You don't want one of him! He's bad news.

laff_a_lympics November 15 2011, 07:52:34 UTC

Yes yes, of course not.

I'd just HATE to be mistaken for one of those "Bad Guys!"

Hehehe!

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Action imjustpicky November 12 2011, 16:28:05 UTC

[Over at 7132 Brooks Lane, Picky is about to get started on a glorious fall Saturday of youthful antics and whatnot. He notices the package on his way out the door, and stops to check it out.]

Huh... "To my loving neighbor"...?

[Was this like getting back something good in the mail? He picked up the box to shake it, finding it surprisingly heavy. And weirdly weighted.

Never mind waiting for Key-Fu to come see was up. He found it first, he had first dibs! He picked apart any tape and ribbons, undid any paper as neatly as he could, opened it and moved the plastic aside...]

AAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!

[...and dropped the package as soon as he saw the head. The scream can totally be heard up and down the street.]

Action laff_a_lympics November 13 2011, 04:40:38 UTC

[The Joker hears that scream from his house...and if Picky were to listen carefully he might hear Joker's own screaming laughter from inside.]

Phone in_laquetti November 12 2011, 18:03:56 UTC

The only way television and this town could be more alike is if everything here was black and white. Welcome to Mayfield.

Phone laff_a_lympics November 13 2011, 04:41:14 UTC

Mayfield?? By George it IS Leave it to Beaver!

Phone in_laquetti November 13 2011, 04:49:14 UTC

With cameos by the pods from "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" among other old movie monsters. Consider this a sequel... by a very creative director.

Phone laff_a_lympics November 13 2011, 04:51:06 UTC

Gosh, Wally, that sounds terrible!

[Said in his best Beaver voice.]

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strike_you_out November 12 2011, 18:55:33 UTC

Operator speaking.

[How may he help you? Slugger heard Luke and the Riddler chatting with someone on the phone who is apparently bad news. They live in his house so he overhears things. More specifically, he overheard the name "Joker". Consider him curious.]

laff_a_lympics November 13 2011, 04:42:03 UTC

Oh yes, hello, operator? Could you connect me to The Batman, please?

strike_you_out November 13 2011, 04:48:44 UTC

Can't. He's gone.

laff_a_lympics November 13 2011, 04:50:10 UTC

Gone? Well, what happened to him? Did I kill him and not realize it?

[Because that would suck if the bat was dead in his dreams but he didn't even get to dream killing him.]

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