Bill Simmons, Genious

[lafoursdkm]

Q: Help me settle a little bet here. Which celebrity would sell the most magazines if she chose to pose for Playboy? I know not much has been left to the imagination, but I say it's Britney Spears. My buddy says Jennifer Aniston. And how much longer will we have to wait for the Jennifer Love Hewitt pictorial? Talk about needing a career boost

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[spipp]

dude! that artice was fantastic! i LOVE bill simmons. so good, so good:
Q: I had a dream the other night. You were in it, and you were walking out of my local 7-11, and I ran up to say hi to you. You had weird, saggy eys, and extremely puffy, purple lips, and you hated me. Jerk.
-- Phil, Toronto

SG: Are you sure it wasn't A-Rod?

btw, long time no see!
i'll catch ya later, man. peace out.
-sam pipp

[lafoursdkm]

Dude, u realize we live like 30 mins apart at school, we should meet up in the city, or something, or u should come see a show at my school, doesnt matter, we'll talk, maybe chill this break? i miss the dux crew