I'm getting pretty good at this Dinner-For-One thing.
How are you spending your Valentine's Day this year?
Ohh... A little like this...
Yes! SUSHI TIME!
I had sushi. I set my table nicely. I got my dude [ I'm not sure of what to call him- At Bennihanna they called him a Bonzi, I always thought that was a tree. Some people call him Buddah. What ever works ] He's my drinking glass, and my straw is in his tummy; if you ask me, that's pretty bad ass.
I'll just stuff my face thank you.
Mmm! Mom, don't take a picture of me when I am trying to chew next time.. =]
WHAT NOW! Yeah bitches I can use chopsticks!
See, this would be romantic in a sense if you look at it as if my Dude and I were sharing spaghetti. But instead I'm drinking from his belly. Romantic, eh?
And this is teh way my dinner - for - one goes.
The end.