1. Who are you ( Read more... )

Here we go ( Read more... )

That didn't fix it.
The Large Mammal's coming up here tomorrow to try to fix it.
Regardless, I'll be in town Sunday.
But if the Buick's not working, that means we're all gonna have to ride to the concert in one car,...that isn't mine.

Sigh, damn GM corporation......

My car stopped working ( Read more... )

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Well, this weekend is Faith and Family Weekend. Fuck you Jesus ( Read more... )

I was right. I knew it. God damn trees.
That stench of parmesan cheese and ass was the goddamn gingko trees.
The female trees were producing seeds that stank and that's what that smell was.
I knew I wasn't imagining it.

It smells like hot ass and Cheetos up in hurr.

Goddamn mother fucking flat tire....!!!!
RRaaaarrrrrrrr!!!!!

This is what I am, I am a man, so come and dance with me Michael ( Read more... )

Had a pretty fucking sucky birthday.

Bought a dinosaur cake.