The Who's
Who is in the house with you?
Mum, Tony, Liz was here but she's stormed off, Benjamin.
Who was the last person to IM you?
Ben.
Who are you thinking about now?
No-one in particular.
Who did you last talk to on the phone?
Mum.
Who was your favorite teacher?
My Art History tutor!
Who's birthday is next?
I don't know. My phone will tell me.
Who was the last person you told you love them?
Ben.
Who do you wish you were with right now?
I'm happy as is.
Who's your favorite relative?
My aunt Norma and uncle Rob.
The Where's
Where do you go to school?
La Trobe University.
Where do you live?
Brunswick.
Where is your phone?
On my blue shelves. The home phone is on the shelves in the kitchen.
Where is your parents? -- Is? More like ARE.
Yelling at me, and several hundred kilometres away.
Where do you sleep?
In my room.
Where do you shop the most?
Food places.
Where did you get the shirt you're wearing?
Myer, Miss Shop.
Where did you last take a car ride to?
Ben's place, I think. From the station.
Where in your house are you?
Lounge room.
The What's
What was the last thing you ate?
Chocolate.
What was the last thing you drank?
Lipton Iced Lemon Tea.
What color pants are you wearing?
Dark blue.
What kind of cell phone do you have?
A Nokia.
What is the closest item near you that is blue?
Apart from my pants? A pillow.
What is your favorite color?
It depends and changes.
What messaging service do you use?
MSN.
What is your screen name?
[ Ąмұ ] - sinking, spinning --
Je suis le ténébreux, l'obscurité, la nuit sans fin...
What is your most used away message?
I don't use them, generally; the only one I use is "shower".
What is your favorite website?
LJ, DA, maybe.
What is your favorite shoe brand?
I don't have one.
What do you wear more; jeans or shorts?
Jeans.
What is the last movie watched?
The Devil Wears Prada.
What song do you currently hear?
I'm watching Grey's Anatomy.
The Why's
Why are you taking this survey?
Because I can.
Why do you have a xanga?
I don't.
Why does basically half the world have a myspace?
I don't know.
Why did you pick your myspace user name?
Livejournal, not MySpace. Because it's the username I use for everything.
Why are you best friends your best friends?
I don't know, I like them? They like me?
Why is wood brown?
There are 48 shades of brown.
Why do the people on the news repeat the same stuff over & over?
To get through to the ignorant people in the world.
The When's
When did everyone become obsessed with myspace?
"The same time everyone became obsessed with hacking their wrists." --Fry
When did you start school?
I don't know; I couldn work it out if I could be bothered, but I can't.
When did you meet your best friend?
I don't actually have a best friend.
When did you last go to the mall?
Today.
When did you last buy a new pair of pants?
A month or so ago.
When did you last burn a candle?
Ages ago.
When were you last at school?
Thursday, if Uni counts as school.
When did you last see your dad?
Weeks ago.
When did you last take a shower?
This morning.