It's hobbit lurve!

Jul 03, 2003 14:11

Ok, so, I was bored and decided to hang out at lotrsues. Never a good idea.

Apparently there is such thing as a Gollum Sue. Not bad, until you consider who the Sue is. A hobbit. Named Peony.

Is anyone else thinking what I'm thinking?


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littleshebear July 3 2003, 12:50:37 UTC
That was terrifying wasn't it? Got into an amusing conversation with uberbitsch after that little gem was revealed:

LSB: I mean, you wouldn't, would you?
UB: I would.
LSB: WHY!?!?
UB: Think of what it would do for my purity test score.
LSB: Fair point. Question 45: Have you ever ______ with a Ring crazed former hobbit. (a)Did you like it? (b)More than once? (c)Thrice?
UB: Nine times for Mortal Men doomed to die?

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lajiggles July 3 2003, 13:01:27 UTC
That was evvviiiiilll! It scared me. Though I was slightly disappointed there were only three chapters... no Gollum nookie. :(
That's sarcasm. ;)

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littleshebear July 3 2003, 13:03:33 UTC
*goes to scrub brain with Hugo Matrix premiere pics*

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nemis July 3 2003, 13:09:54 UTC
O_o!

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lajiggles July 3 2003, 13:11:55 UTC
My sentiments exactly. :(

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bnh July 3 2003, 13:31:37 UTC
My daughter is not screwing Gollum!

O.O

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lajiggles July 3 2003, 13:34:52 UTC
I know! Tell it to the author!

;_;

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bnh July 3 2003, 13:36:29 UTC
*weeps copiously*

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alena_hu July 3 2003, 13:38:05 UTC
*blinks*
Needs to scrub out head with Clorox...

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fingon July 3 2003, 15:53:42 UTC
WHERE'S MAH GUN. I'LL KILL THAT FUCKER.

omg baby girl what have they done to you?! ;_;

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lajiggles July 4 2003, 07:41:02 UTC
*gives you a gun* *points you towards the Misty Mountains* :D

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