Whats you name say about you
- men names at the top ladies below
The meaning behind - MEN'S NAMES
> > Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff.
> > Able - totally useless.
> > Adam - not very bright and not very pretty, has almost mastered hygiene.
> > Adrian - usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.
> > Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women, kids, and gays.
> > Alex - cute and tall but a liar and a cheat.
> > Alistair - likes being tied up, and really enjoys playing with train sets
> > Amir - dirty, smelly, pecker is minuscule. Bad diet.
> > Andy - is just an all round awesome guy.
> > Antonio - has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken
brain, Looks in the mirror too much.
> > Anthony - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of wee.
> > Archie - fun loving guy, but not too bright.
> > Arnold - puts on a brave face, but never gets the breaks.
> > Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate.
> > Ashley - Secretly shy, yet a very good actor.
> > Avenir - reads too many fantasy books, wears armour to bed.
> > Baron - Reads SAS books, wants to go out and shoot something or somebody.
> > Barry - lights fires, pinches girls bottoms and is well hung.
> > Barnaby - very big, very strong and very gentle, cries a lot.
> > Ben - funny and can be real difficult to beat at games.
> > Bill - thinks he's really popular, thinks all the girls want him he's wrong.
> > Bob - quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands.
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> Brad - short and squat, has bad breath.
> > Bradley - snobbish yet has no idea what personal hygiene is.
> > Braden - Drop out and doesn't care, will set record for longest employee at McDonalds.
> > Brandon - good looking but uses girls. Not very academic.
> > Brendan - quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time.
> > Brett - world wide slut and really insensitive, women love him.
> > Brian - mean and only thinks of himself, he's just a very naughty boy.
> > Bryan - sexy, but stupid - can't spell.
> > Bronsen - annoying and never grows up - has a stupid name.
> > Bruce - stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce.
> > Bryce - fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him within a week.
> > Callum - tall and geeky, very defensive.
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Calvin - immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini.
> > Cameron - Australian. Big muscles.
> > Carl - thinks he's funny...he's not, falls asleep during sex.
> > Carlo - dark and brooding, for some unknown reason girls seem to like him!
> > Carson - fun to be around and really sensitive.
> > Chad - cute, sensitive and very studley - only found in American movies, no real person has that name.
> > Charles - can't trust him, eyes too close together.
> > Chris - can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too.
> > Christian - Gay but very sexy and seductive.
> > Clark - hilarious and always in trouble, problem with 'jailbait'.
> > Cliff - very sweet and adores girls, but very superficial.
> > Clive - trainspotter ... dull as ditchwater.
> > Cole -
nice, funny, and very stupid.
> > Colin - lies to women and blows up public buildings.
> > Cory - funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines.
> > Craig - tries to fit in - he never does.
> > Crispin - Ugly homosexual. Fancies himself. Successful
> > Curtis - needs constant mothering and reassurance.
> > Damien - spawn of the devil, but in a good way.
> > Damon - total loser in a sweaty sort of way.
> > Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.
> > Danny - Wears stylish clothes and has silky womens underwear beneath them.
> > Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.
> > Daniel - enjoys root vegetables in every orifice.
> > Darren - charming , but sleeps with men.
> > Darwyn - exercises too much, favourite
word Ug
> > Daryl - pompous and overbearing, likes using big words that only he understands.
> > David - Sensible and works out a lot, loves girls named Florence.
> > Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter i.e. a wanker.
> > Dean - full of himself and thinks with his dick.
> > Dele - well endowed likes blondes. Looks in the mirror too much
> > Dennis - either very nice to girls or a faggot.
> > Derek - has a great sense of humour, and a blow-up doll collection.
> > Dillon - Stupid but well-built, women just use him for sex.
> > Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please anybody.
> > Don - dickhead, nobody likes him.
> > Doug - has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts.
> > Drew - bad-arse loser who never shuts up.
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> Duncan - hopeless ski bum, brains shot away long ago.
> > Dylan - bastard, who can't sing, gay, and ugly, ugly gay.
> > Dwayne - cool guy to be around if you can handle his name.
> > Eddie - wants too many chicks he'll never get cos he's an arsehole.
> > Elis - would rather make model aeroplanes than have sex.
> > Elliott - full of himself.
> > Eric - shy and timid like a little mouse.
> > Evan - a little slow but sweet, sexy, and a model mental patient.
> > Finn - Completely indecisive, suffers terribly with Catholic guilt.
> > Frank - single helix DNA and it shows.
> > Fraser - sucks pigs dicks & swallows the lot.
> > Frederick / Fred / Freddie - wants to rule the world. Loves women
> > Fritz - Loves playing games. Never wins.
> > Gareth - sweet but
dresses too good to be straight. Can't play rugby.
> > Gary - drug addict but willing to share.
> > Garry - forever fiddling with himself and wonders why no-one will shake hands.
> > Gavin - likes bondage, S&M with other men.
> > Geoff - prefers golf to sex and war to peace.
> > George - barman who drinks more than he serves.
> > Gerry - quiet and insecure, a doormat.
> > Gilbert - Morris dancer, collects antique sweet wrappers.
> > Glen - the sweetest guy - really down to earth. good teacher. crap in bed.
> > Gordon - big bloke in a dirty raincoat, kinda flashy.
> > Greame - very hard to understand, likes group sex.
> > Graham - will screw anything.
> > Grahame - thinks he's better than other Grahams because he has an extra 'e'.
> > Grant - Short and
ugly! but so sweet and you can talk to him about anything.
> > Greg - really sweet and feels suicidally sorry for himself.
> > Guy - Fun to be with but only just manages to stay the right side of psychotic.
> > Harry - Good at sport. Women love him. Blokes hate him.
> > Harvey - cute, but addicted to sex and/or drugs.
> > Haydn - tries hard, succeeds rarely.
> > Heinz - Likes variety in his life. in his fifties. Overweight.
> > Henry - dull, dull, dull, dull ... likes trains and tweed jackets, probably a science teacher.
> > Howard - likes small-breasted women and pornography.
> > Howell - sings too much, hasn't got the voice for it.
> > Hugh - pretends he's posh, he isn't.
> > Ian - likes to stuff animals and dress up in women's clothing.
> > Ivor - militant psychopath
with homosexual tendencies.
> > Izzy - circumcised, but they threw away the wrong bit.
> > Jake - shy and sweet but a slut when drunk.
> > Jamie - Devious scum of the earth.
> > James - can't handle his beer, smells of mayonnaise and does wet farts.
> > Jarrod - Arrogant, stuck-up, pompous and annoying. Loves himself totally and has lots of mirrors.
> >Jason - Gayer than a pink fairy winning a trophy at the gayest pink fairy competition.
> > Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well. which is a problem because he has bad breath.
> > Jeff - really ugly.
> > Jerome - gay, but very unhappy.
> > Jeremy - loud and thinks that he's all that he says he is.
> > Jesse - unpopular and needs to move on. >
> > Jack - stupid but hot, always alright.
> > Jim -
sweet, has fantasies of love and affection but wanks too much.
> > Jimmy - Goes to the toilet twice a night, doesn't always get up for it.
> > Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head. Bisexual
> > Joel - arse.
> > John - has few friends and no life - tends to kill small animals.
> > Jon - Not too bright will end up married to a cousin.
> > Jolyon - absolute raving homosexual.
> > Jonathon - think he's good - he's shit. Looks in the mirror too much.
> > Jordan - sexy but weird in bed. Hung like a wildebeest.
> > Jose - hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites.
> > Josh - full of himself, fun.
> > Julian - used to be a wooden boy, but is now almost real with a big nose.
> > Junior - Not very clever, but good at football.
> > Justin - aggravating
but lovable, insecure but successful and overweight.
> > Kain - one of the sexiest guys alive but very stuck up.
> > Keegan - always has a bit of his last meal displayed on his clothes.
> > Kev - lager lout, wears cheap and loud clothes.
> > Kevin - always attracts really fit girlfriends and then loses them when they see his dick!
> > Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem - his is worse.
> > Kenneth - very, very...anything you want him to be.
> > Kerry - wants to be in a boy band but he's not pretty enough.
> > Kirk - good looking, worries that he might be gay.
> > Kurt - can kick anyone's arse.
> > Kyle - hornball who eats too many cornchips.
> > Larry - cute but wannabe player with big arse.
> > Laurey - short and funny looking.
> > Lee -
girl dressed up as a boy, total arse bandit.
> > Levi - same as Lee only not so pretty.
> > Lewis - lonely, sad git, bit of a tosser. Welsh
> > Liam - loud mouthed arsehole.
> > Lorenzo - fine and dresses in stolen gold.
> > Lucas - fat loser that dates other men.
> > Luke - seems to be sweet.
> > Madison - so far up his own arse there's no room for his boyfriend.
> > Malcolm - tall man who tends to lose his trousers. And is gay!!!
> > Mark - Good looking and very clever. Every woman would if she could.
> > Marshall - Never seems to age, this is because he is in fact an android!
> > Martin - Stud. Loves himself. would make a good lawyer.
> > Matt - the fat boy of the class, likes sweets and is full of shit.
> > Matty - Life and soul of the party, could get a
corpse dancing.
> > Menno - built like a horse. Only does it doggy.
> > Michael - very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl. Doesn't like to work too hard. Sexual deviant
> > Mick - always drunk, tendency for drug abuse.
> > Mintesh - boy racer, the arsehole who drives with the stereo too loud and the windows down even though it's cold!
> > Mitchell - big bloke, sweats a lot, usually pure alcohol.
> > Mohammed - small penis, but still really enjoys playing with it.
> > Nathan - stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel dumb.
> > Neil - sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed but only on his own.
> > Niall - works tirelessly undercover for the government, good at keeping secrets.
> > Nick - inbred - can't get past the missionary position though.
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> Noel - only goes out with girls so that he can steal their clothes.
> > Oliver - likes men but is in denial.
> > Oscar - complete loser, hated by his parents.
> > Owen - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.
> > Patrick - drunk, drunk, drunk.
> > Paul - Pig ugly, moans a lot, likes the sound of his own voice, a quality only found in gays.
> > Peter - Likes sheep more than girls, will probably end up married to a relative.
> > Phillip - homophobic, image conscious twat, likes to fuck poodles.
> > Ramsey - thinks he's posh but is actually a knob.
> > Raymond - doesn't like to be called Ray because it sounds too 'straight'.
> > Richard - can't see his feet as balls are too big
> > Ricky - ugly shithead who everybody hates.
> > Rikki - see above, but
can't even spell.
> > Rob - constantly watches porn.
> > Robin - Ugly and not very bright, probably a teacher.>
> > Rocco - South American drug-lord, likes goats.
> > Roger - acts like a wanker when drunk ... Permanently drunk!
> > Ron - Big tough bloke with a soft spot for babies and kittens.
> > Rory - men are only nice to him so they can talk to his sister.
> > Ross - total loser and shit with computers, no creativity, likes young boys.
> > Rupert - arrogant twat who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud.
> > Russell - likes to play in the leaves which makes him an arsehole- Pantomime dame
> > Ryan - short and stout, but popular.
> > Sam - wannabe sex machine.
> > Sandeep - complete anorak, owns a metal detector.
> > Sean - thinks he's James Bond, in
reality a dipstick.
> > Scott - has serious disabilities. likes winter sports
> > Sean - has small deformed testicles and no friends.
> > Seth - so sweet to other people but is a traitor.
> > Shane - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.
> > Shannon - like the, river wet and full of shit.
> > Shaun - bit of a hard bastard, thinks women love him.
> > Simon - likes a night out with the lads and curries. Talks bollocks.
> > Sonny - thinks he's tough and proves it with young girls and boys.
> > Spencer - thinks everybody wants to shag him - he's a virgin
> > Steve - popular and funny, nice guy, hung like a horse.
> > Stuart - loves it right up there, normally with a toilet roll and a hamster
> > Taylor - Gay, gay, gay, gay ....
> > Ted - In denial,
but quite obviously gay to everyone that meets him.
> > Terry - small and wirey with a nasty temper.
> > Tim - hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is.
> > Toby - best blow ever.
> > Tom - cool but can be very arrogant.
> > Tomas - part-druid, likes to dance round things naked.
> > Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around. tendency to megalomania
> > Travis - fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found.
> > Trevor - sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy.
> > Troy - cute and popular.
> > Tyrone - Big bloke with a gay moustache, but nobody dares tell him.
> > Ty - small and kind of shrivelled.
> > Var - adventurous type, can't sit quietly and so is very annoying.
> > Wade - huge bloke, people jog round him and have to stop
halfway for a rest.
> > Walter - Rich, but with no taste in anything, so the money is a bit of a waste.
> > Wasim - Good at sport. Likes bondage. Intelligent.
> > Warren - cool, homosexual guy. Picks his nose alot.
> > Wesley - great guy and easy to not notice.
> > Will - wishes he were popular.
> > William - not very tall, but ultra-cool.
> > Yass - a celebrity on his own planet but quite the opposite here.
> > Zach - sweet and polite and twisted.
> > Zahid - devious and sly. Not to be trusted.
The meaning behind - WOMEN'S NAMES
> > Abby - agony aunt, always willing to explain about your confused sexuality.
> > Ada - blue haired, smells of wee.
> > Adie - quiet
and shy, but when you get to know her .. quiet and shy.
> > Aileen - laughs like a demented dog. likes tic tacs.
> > Alana - pretty and popular, but with very dark secrets.
> > Alexandra - popular but very loud, sometimes forgets to bathe.
> > Alice - likes horses but looks like Kermit's girlfriend.
> > Alicia - pretty and knows it, watches herself go by in shop windows.
> > Alison - bra and pants are the same garment, looks better with the light off.
> > Alyssa - wants to be 'exotic', but only manages to be 'strange'.
> > Amanda - I.Q. smaller than her bra size, a good shag, but she does practice a lot.
> > Amber - stereotypical exotic dancer, not too bright but very flexible.
> > Amy - Devious, Likes being on top, never stays the night - Not to be trusted. Likes any man not wearing
trousers
> > Anastasia - overly-loud, wears clothes 2 sizes too small.
> > Andrea - Small breasts, small arse, drinks pints and plays a mean game of pool.
> > Andrina - dark and sultry, pretends she's a Russian spy.
> > Angela - Vain, Hair style more important than oxygen. Usually found hanging around toilets.
> > Anita - Beautiful girl with perfect hair and a body to die for.>
> > Ann - bone idle, can't be arsed to put an 'e' at the end of her name.
> > Annabelle - Doesn't wear knickers.
> > Anneka - Sporty type, in and out of the bedroom.
> > Annette - She's BIG, like really BIG!!.
> > Anne - Looks like a horse, can't drive.
> > Anne-Marie - Gorgeous and with a great taste in blokes, has perfectly formed breasts
> > Annie - Drinks too much, always wakes up next to
ugly guys.
> > Ashlee - Dyslexic and spends all day thinking about secs.
> > Aurora - Beautiful and sexy, every mans dream ,but sadly swings the other way.
> > Azaria - Beautiful and exotic with the brain power of an orchid.
> > Barbara - Shags like a rabbit, not fussy about appearance. Wears a lot of make up
> > Bea - Beautiful, sexy, original, but nearly impossible to satisfy in bed.
> > Becky/Becca - one of the boys, knows all about football and cars, quite tall.
> > Belinda - Pleasing on the eye, usually has a couple of good points.
> > Beryl - Repressed alcoholic.
> > Beth - Empty headed, big breasted, and easy.
> > Bettina - Dominatrix.
> > Beverley - Trapped in an eighties timewarp.
> > Bianca - Ginger. big mouth.
> > Birgit - big scary woman, likes
small blokes she can intimidate.
> > Bridgette - Eats pizzas all day, smokes cigars.
> > Britney - Falsely improved, no use to society.
> > Cait - Bow-legged country girl, really loves her horses.
> > Camilla - replaces the word 'yes' with 'ya'.
> > Cara - lazy girl, eats too much junk-food and yet doesn't get fat -annoying.
> > Carie - just like the movie, a scary freak.
> > Carina - Looks like the back of a bus, doesn't swallow.
> > Carla - Down to earth with good child-bearing hips.
> > Carly - Party animal until she gets too drunk to stand up.
> > Carol - Bubbly, life and soul of the party and the bedroom.
> > Caroline - Lard arse, shaves her ears, picks her nose and shops at oxfam.
> > Catherine - Attracted to the older man, needs ironing.
> > Celine -
Emits hideous noises, waste of DNA.
> > Charlotte - Enjoys tea and cake, farts the national anthem.
> > Chaz - life and soul of the party, plays the piano and then strips to her own music.
> > Cheryl - Can fit hand in mouth, eats glass.
> > Chloe - Usually a weather-girl or a failed wannabe weather-girl.
> > Christine - Likes men in uniform, never warm.
> > Christina - Drop dead gorgeous and with a different bloke each night, well practiced.
> > Ciji - strange girl, sleeps with a vibrating teddy-bear.
> > Claire / Clare / Clair - Usually neurotic, gives good head but can have lesbian tendencies.
> > Courtney - Bit of a 'tomboy', rolls her own tampons.
> > Daisy - Virgin, works on a farm because she likes the way the tractor
>vibrates.
> > Danni - Always happy to make up a
nice three-some, often brings her
>sister.
> > Danielle - Stunningly attractive, yet has a tendency to self-destruct.
> > Davina - drug induced mental damage, should shave her neck.
> > Dawn - Gets up early, smells of chips.
> > Debra / Debby - Porn star.
> > Deborah - Bites the pillow, uses both hands.
> > Dee - Enormous mouth, gets a lot of work in porn movies.
> > DeeDee - cannot understand why no-one else masturbates in Ikea.
> > Denise - Sits on cats eyes, wears too much make up.
> > Di - Enjoys receiving oral sex, but doesn't like giving it.
> > Diana - Cuddly, which is a shame because she smells like cheese.
> > Diane - Enjoys company of animals. Deep as a puddle.
> > Donna - 70's throw back, likes cabbage.
> > Dorthe - smells of herrings,
obsessed with over-sized sex toys.
> > Edith - dresses down, but mighty hot beneath.
> > Eileen - terrible flirt and yet shy deep down.
> > Elaine - Rides side saddle, drinks meths. average breasts.. likes sharp edges.
> > Eleanor - Very posh, always washing her hands, but likes her sex dirty.
> > Elizabeth - Born to perform, hates chickens.
> > Ella - Fiery temper, but when she's not shouting she's as cute as a kitten,
> > Ellie - Far too attractive for the swear words that come out of her mouth.
> > Ellen - Could well have eaten all the pies.>
> > Elma - Shy, easily dominated by men.
> > Elsa - Kind of old fashioned, but with beautiful big hair.
> > Emily - Wears odd socks, can have lesbian tendencies.
> > Emma - Gullible and easily swayed by a good lookers!
> > Erminia - Small and graceful, slightly psychotic.
> > Estelle - Likes wombles, eats grass.
> > Esther - Plump with sagging breasts, normally heavily tattooed.
> > Eve - Shy timid creature until she has a drink, then she becomes very loud.
> > Evonne - Much happier now that the sex change operation was a success.
> > Faith - Legs meet at knees, can't shag standing up.
> > Fae - Small and pretty, her mind seems always elsewhere.
> > Faye - Wears wellies, can't swim.
> > Fee - Not very bright, talks fast to make up for it.
> > Felicity - One of the boys, except that she has the most enormous nipples.
> > Fern - Posh with a large mouth, can hold a conversation whilst giving head.
> > Fiona - Female mud wrestler, badly needs a shave.
> > Fiyza - Very sexy, she
knows it and she flaunts it
> > Francesca - Likes horses, not too fond of blokes.
> > Francess - A lovely lady even if she is as common as muck!
> > Frankie - Wears leather underwear, if it's quiet you can hear her buzzing.
> > Gabriel - An arse to die for but pads her bra with tissues.
> > Gail - Farts a lot, drinks Guinness.
> > Gayleen - Big tall woman who talks shite all day.
> > Gaynor - Wanna-be Lesbian who can't pull the girls.
> > Gemma - Talks too much, even during sex, even during oral sex!
> > Geraldine - Too posh for her own good, likes flying.
> > Gillian - Dyes her hair green, likes clubbing.
> > Gina - Eternal mother, eats nappies.
> > Glenda - Eats children, hates smoking.
> > Georgia - Loves her cakes, would rather have gateau than sex.
> > Georgina - Wants to be a man.
> > Grace - petite and pretty, fucks like a rabbit.
> > Grainne - Giggles excessively, sometimes wets herself.
> > Gwyneth - Blubs a lot, wees in the bath.
> > Hannah - Needs to be naked at all times, eats kebabs.
> > Harriet - Wears tweed and green wellies to the pub.
> > Hayley - Pretty, likes fast cars and slow men.
> > Hazel - has piercings, wears black.
> > Heather - Shags like a freight train, bit of a screamer.
> > Helen - Hangs around with the wrong crowd, Kinky in bed, loves porn and is totally neurotic.
> > Helena - Likes to be in charge, wears a lot of black rubber.
> > Heidi - The hills are alive with the sound of music, likes gherkins, hates Nazis.
> > Hilary - Frigid.
> > Holly - very sexy, doesn't take
any crap from anyone.
> > Imogen - Drinks tequila from the bottle, wets the bed.
> > Ingrid - Right wing Nazi tendencies, never smiles.
> > Isobel - Motorbike gang leader, sells guns for pocket money.
> > Jackie - Heroin addict, sold her child.
> > Jade - I once had a Jade, but hasn't everybody??
> > Jalaine - Strange, introverted girl, secretly into plastic model aeroplanes.
> > Janet - Massive over bite, no neck.
> > Jane - She's hot and she knows it, a prick-teaser.
> > Janice - Loud and over-the-top, tends to talk with her hands.
> > Jarla - Kinda like a female Ali-G only not as funny.
> > Jasmin - Smells of sewers, eats the heads off rats.
> > Jean - hangs around with old blokes and let's them buy her stuff.
> > Jemma - Does anal, wears too much eye
make-up.
> > Jenni - bone idle hence the tendency to shorten long words.
> > Jennifer - Huge breasts, should shave her legs more often.
> > Jessica - Always shags on the first date and sometimes even before it.
> > Joanna - Moans in her sleep, moans when she wakes up, can't cook.
> > Jo - Bisexual and proud of it.
> > Joelle - Lively, exciting, jolly and fun ... sometimes too much so!
> > Josephine - Likes to be tied up and teased.
> > Jody - Dresses like a boy and eats live frogs for breakfast.
> > Joyce - Never stops talking ... for God's sake shut up woman!
> > Judith - Big eyes, big tits, big problem with balance.
> > Judy - Huge tits, married to a retard.
> > Julia - Innocent face, don't trust her, she'll steal your wallet in five minutes
> > Juliet -
Eats too many chips, has greasy hair and a hairy arse.
> > Justine- Massive tits, likes hanging around men's toilets.
> > Julie - Likes outdoor sex, preferably with a chance of getting caught.
> > Kacie - cute and adorable, but prone to sulking.
> > Karen - Huge tits, shags like a rabbit.
> > Kate - kisses with her tongue and can hold a conversation whilst doing it.
> > Katherine - old-fashioned girl, giggles when anyone mentions naughty words.
> > Katey - Tom boy, likes her sex dirty, usually outdoors.
> > Katie - likes blokes and team sports, preferably both together.
> > Kayleigh - The Lara Croft of Essex, great in bed (practice makes perfect)
> > Keira - person most likely to start a cult, related to Starlin.
> > Kelly - smells of cheese, slobbers when kissing.
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Kelley - not very bright, can't spell Kelly.
> > Kelsey - Very clever, wears glasses, boys scare her.
> > Kerran - tries to be mysterious, but everyone has been there.
> > Kerry - pretty, cute, and changes underwear once a week.
> > Kiersten - very sexy to look at, hard to please in bed.
> > Kim - small and sexy, only into pretty boys.
> > Kimberley - wants to be a bloke, drinks like a bloke, farts like a bloke and swears loudly.
> > Kirsty - Eats live moles, can't dance.
> > Krista - Cool and pretty, tends to daydream all day and sleepwalk all night.
> > Kristy - Shy until she gets drunk, prone to spots.
> > Kristen - Emotionally stunted, thinks Robot-Wars is cruel and should be banned.
> > Kylie - Can't sing but who cares ... lovely arse.
> > Lana - Hated by her
parents, accidental pregnancy.
> > Lara - Action packed, never seen naked.
> > Laura - Likes Max power magazine, can't drive. Dominatrix
> > Lauren - Pert breasts, seldom ventures out at night.
> > Leah - Likes outdoor sex, wees standing up.
> > Leanne - Eats a lot of raw meat, most guys are scared of her.
> > Leaine - Seems cute until she opens her mouth and starts swearing.
> > Lena - Eats food then throws up, rapidly shrinking.
> > Leonie - Tall girl who likes short boys, it's a power thing.
> > Leslie - Likes bondage, hates men.
> > Leyla - Hot and horny, the girl that always will.
> > Lily - Makes a good friend, doesn't take crap from anyone.
> > Linda - Teenage bride can swallow oranges whole.
> > Lindsey - Likes doggy style, doesn't do housework.
> > Lisa - enjoys money and is only turned on whilst watching porn.
> > Liz - Long legged and brainy.
> > Lizbeth - Sensible and serious, can talk without moving her lips.
> > Lois - Just wants to be loved but everyone seems to want to over-protect her.
> > Lorraine - Constantly whinges, will strip for a packet of jelly babies
> > Lorrie - Named after the vehicle she weighs the same as.
> > Louise/a - Likes to get around, fantastic breasts.
> > Luci - cute and loveable
> > Lucy - Strange dancer, wants to marry her dad.
> > Lynn - Funny and sexy, everything a bloke wants in a woman.
> > Lynnette - Has the attention span of a budgerigar, likes pretty things.
> > Madeline - Drives like a bloke, likes tractors.
> > Madusa - Really likes men, preferably grilled
with a side salad.
> > Maggie - Trainspotter, likes plaid.
> > Mairi - Quiet and shy but incredibly clever, secretly planning to take over the world.
> > Mandy - Cute and cuddly, thick as a short plank.
> > Margaret - Lovely mother, very generous.
> > Maria - Bangs like a barn door.
> > Marie - Life sapping dominatrix. Likes men to do DIY.
> > Marina - No get up and go, rusty underwear.
> > Marion - stuffs her bra with tissue, a bit cross-eyed.
> > Marolyn - Eats like a horse, out stays her welcome.
> > Martha - enjoys cooking, a shame it's always inedible.
> > Martina - Ugly lesbian.
> > Martine - Can't act, can't sing, nice tits.
> > Mary - Likes men with long tongues and talented fingers.
> > Matilda - Likes dancing, mainly the waltz.
>
> Mavis - seems nice until you notice the black cat, broomstick and pointed hat.
> > Meg - Cheesy smell, should be spelt with an S.
> > Meghan - Cold, hard-hearted bitch, enjoys upsetting little children.>
> > Melanie - Can hold 2 bar vacuum orally indefinitely.
> > Melinda - Trailer trash ... pretty, plump, and infected.
> > Melissa - Eats dogs, has been in prison 6 times for burglary.
> > Meryl - Dances like an ape, doesn't realise.
> > Michaela - Likes animals, should make a video with them.
> > Michelle - Wears white stilettos, dances round her handbag.
> > Mikayla - Petite and shy, doesn't realise how pretty she is.
> > Marsha - Big butt, small brain.
> > Molly - Pretty and naive, would like to be slimmer, wears clothes with too many flowers.
> > Monica -
Control freak, but very pretty so we'll let her off.
> > Monique - cool, calm, collected and probably drunk.
> > Nadine - Stunt Lady, can drink any bloke under the table! Don't mess with her.
> > Naomi - Wannabe diva, more of a diver.
> > Nancy - White hair, pays for her real ale in old money.
> > Narelle - Likes dressing up as a French maid but not French.
> > Natalie - Eats with her mouth open, farts the Nokia phone tune.
> > Natasha - Had seven kids before age 17, needs ironing.
> > Nell - Hasn't realised WWII has ended, lives in Kent.
> > Niamh - Quiet and cute, secretly wears mens under-wear.
> > Nicci - Pretty, blonde, nicely dressed and vacant.
> > Nichola - quiet, studious type, wears glasses, a tiger in bed.
> > Nicola - Slapper, alcoholic in denial.
>
> Nicole - small sweet and with nice hair, should wear underwear more often.
> > Niki - wannabe mysterious spy but not bright enough.
> > Nikki - wannabe lap-dancer but got no rhythm.
> > Nina - Stuffs her bra with tissues, been single for years.
> > Nissa - speech impediment causes her to hiss, fond of reptiles.
> > Olga - You can park a bike in her arse crack, excessive facial hair.
> > Olive - usually accompanied by a couple of people in white coats.
> > Olivia - Gorgeous and knows it, has to sew herself into her trousers..
> > Olwyn - stupid name, welsh, just unlucky I guess.
> > Pamela - Gives amazing head, made of plastic.
> > Patricia - Obsessive about appearances, yet denies that she's shallow.
> > Pat - short and common, one of the lads and a bit of a laff.
>
> Paula - Transvestite merchant banker from Basildon.
> > Peggy - Wears outdated clothes and will only do missionary position.
> > Penelope - Pit stop queen, likes her men to be stiff.
> > Peta - Rough and tough, seriously into bondage.
> > Phillippa - Forest forager, likes wild boar.
> > Phyliss - Thinks sex is dirty, always washing her hands.
> > Polly - nice girl with really bad dress-sense, fashion disaster, it's a shame.
> > Priscilla - likes painting with oils, Duckhams mainly.
> > Preya - can't cook or clean but good in bed.
> > Prudence - sensible girl, wears flat shoes, but will shag anything in trousers.
> > Rachel - Amazing gravity defying breasts, can grip a tenner in her arsecheeks.
> > Rebecca - Hairy armpits, orgasms without contact.
> > Rebekah - Not
very bright, pretty, but sometimes forgets to bathe.
> > Renee - Huge breasts, but wishes blokes would notice her mind.
> > Riza - clever and funny, makes some blokes feel threatened.
> > Romany - Wild and beautiful, swings both ways.
> > Rosalind - Upper-class lady but works as a secret agent when the government needs her.
> > Rose - Can be prickly, gives good head.
> > Rosemary - Very shy, nearly always seen with a bright red face.
> > Roz - Only enjoys sex when she's tied up and spanked first.
> > Rula - She measures up well.
> > Ruth - Has stretch marks around her mouth.
> > Sadie - Stand up if you're slim, please stand up.
> > Sally - Drives a Mustang, fights in pubs.
> > Samantha - Loves her brother, has 4 deformed children.
> > Sammy - likes to be the
centre of attention, clumsy.
> > Sandra - Shags donkeys for fun, bow legged.
> > Sara - Air-head, with a gorgeous body to compensate.
> > Sarah - Likes pressed flowers and body piercing.
> > Sarah-Jane - 'posh' girl, will screw anything in a BMW.
> > Sasha - dresses like a bloke, screws like a rabbit.
> > Selina - Doesn't wear pants, heavy laundry bills.>
> > Shannon - Beautiful, curvaceous, should be a model.
> > Sharon - The original bitch queen, uses everyone she meets.
> > Shauna - Lives in a trailer, has 16 kids each with a different surname.
> > Shelly - very cute, but a bit of a soft-hearted slapper.
> > Sheree - Cute, but very loud! desperately needs a volume control.
> > Shirley - Can swallow a Curly Whirly whole, likes bananas.
> > Shona -
Librarian by day, exotic dancer by night.
> > Sinead - Wears big knickers and a vest, but is secretly very sexual.
> > Sian - Does great sheep impression, hates mint sauce.
> > Silka - Appears shy, but secretly Miss Whiplash the dominatrix.
> > Silke - Only ever has sex outdoors near her favourite tree.
> > Simone - Used to be a shot-putter from Cardiff.
> > Sonya - Dirty lady of the night. Often referred to as a "carrier".
> > Sophia - Beautiful girl with long legs, a shame her arse is the size of a small country.
> > Sophie - Brothel manager because she's too ugly to be a working girl.
> > Stacey - Likes cut off jeans and arseless Speedo's.
> > Steffi - Closet lesbian, maintains heterosexual relationship for effect.
> > Stella - reassuringly expensive, she's worth every penny!
> > Stephanie - Eats Muppets, wears Brogues.
> > Sue/Susanne - should shave more often, wears Denim aftershave. Very fertile.
> > Summer - wears flowers in her hair, a pretty dress, and no knickers.
> > Sylvia - loves the outdoors. Mad.
> > Tammy - Kind-hearted and generous, particularly in the bedroom.
> > Tanya - Hot minx, too short.
> > Tara - Upper class slapper, enjoys random chemicals.
> > Teresa - surprisingly small given the amount of alcohol she drinks.
> > Teri - fun and flirty, sometimes annoyingly bouncy!
> > Tina - Face like a smacked arse, should eat less.
> > Tori - Lives in a hedge, can't water ski.
> > Tracy - Easily swayed by alcohol. Mostly seen without underwear. Loves kittens.
> > Tracey - Lesbian.
> > Trudy - Genuinely nice
lady, everybody loves her.
> > Ursula - Likes puppies, usually in a hot curry.
> > Val - usually drunk, doesn't know where her knickers are.
> > Valerie - quaint and old-fashioned, someone’s aunt.
> > Vanessa - Beautiful, power-crazy bitch.
> > Veronica - closet lesbian who sleeps around to prove she isn't!
> > Vicky - Likes Yoga. And Women.
> > Vikki - Drinks anything so long as it's got vodka in it.
> > Wendy - works on a building site, possibly a man.
> > Yvonne - always wants to be in charge, kinda scary.
> > Zakia - Wants to be a spy when she grows up, but needs to wash more often.