The student handed the officer a five dollar bill and told him that all of her information was there

[lalaeeklala]

... The officer informed the subject that he did not believe she was Abraham Lincoln and again asked for her ID

Comments

"felt a sharp pain in the left cheek of his gluteus maximus."

[tigerpinkie]

"...due to the injury and redness of his derriere." HAHAHA...

the milk thing is hilarious too.

:-D