It's got to be a sign from God that if you take a chunk out of your finger while vacuuming, God doesn't want you to vacuum.
A CHUNK. Out of my FINGER. From vaccuming!
I reached down to adjust the vacuum hose, and my hand scraped against a box under my bed.
Ow.
I went about vacuuming, but Oww.
I looked at my finger. Rather a lot of blood on that knuckle
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YEAH.
If my name were Ausra, it'd probably have been my penis I got hacked off.
LET ME RUSH YOU TO THE BURN UNIT.
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WHO'S GOING TO?
NOT YOU, OBVIOUSLY.
holy crap lawling.
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