Wisdom Has Some Fucking Deep Roots

[lalofrisker]

Okay. My wisdom teeth are no more.

They gave me happy gas, but no oxycodone, I'm kinda disappointed. Surgery was a blast, though. The doctor made me laugh and the nurse told me stories. I learned the doctor is getting divorced, the nurse got mugged in a bus last week and my left wisdom tooth liked me so much they had to break it in six to get it

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[crackpig]

Yay! Glad it's over with, and hopefully it'll all heal up nice and quick.

[lalofrisker]

Thank you. I'm all swollen and look disturbingly like a hamster right now, but the doctor tells me that's actually a good sign. It means I'll heal fast, apparently.

[randomvacancy]

Oh no, no oxycodone? :( That was the best part, for me. Gave me some bizarre dreams, though.

I'm glad your surgery went well.

[lalofrisker]

Thanks! And no, no oxycodone...*kicks dirt*

I'll ask for it next year, though, when they're carving out my upper wisdom teeth. I'd love to have bizarre dreams.