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[lalura]

so about the freak accident in disney...my mom called me and said that a disney performer got RUN OVER BY A FLOAT in the afternoon parade and died. it happened before the parade actually got out where the crowds could see, but honestly those floats move so slowly how on earth do you not see one coming after you? i'm so disillusioned, but i guess i'

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[uglyfisch]

that like the time when i went to disney and the guy tried to get off on splash mountain during the drop and got run over by the flume. i was deeply disturbed. but then i remembered i was in the magical world of disney where only parents die (unless theyre evil stepmothers and such). i miss you a lot (i know i say it everytime but you have to believe its true!)and when we go to disney let geek each other out with grotesque disney knowledge!

[litlorphanannie]

IS THAT FOR REAL!??????!!!!!!!?????!!!! Oh shit man, that's almost worse than that time a few years ago on the Matterhorn at Disneyland when the teenage boy stood up in the middle of the ride going through a tunnel and had his head ripped off. Duuuuude. I'm so freaked out by all things Disney at the moment...

[hot_jon_music]

We might as well get the majority of this over with all at once, so here are some of the Disney secrets you have never wanted to know but, in order to mature, must find out

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[anonymous]

look at all those disney deaths...laura if you think that you're going to climb up the disney ladder one day i hope that you're in a high enough power position to prevent the news releases of such catastrophes...obviously there are MORE deaths in the happiest place on earth than anywhere else because what are the odds that you already have two postings of such events....what a facade they put on....happiest place my ass

[iknowenglish]

don't forget the thousands of disney related deaths each year such as heart attacks , dysentery etc