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[lambdapi]

Recently, certain people have been returning to the old standbys of their journals. Mine was always poorly conceived, vaguely offensive rants, so here goes.

Comments

[erratic_creep]

hhahah i love bernard being in there.

[erratic_creep]

who wants to marry peter jackson?!!?

[lambdapi]

What, you can resist that beard?

[erratic_creep]

i've become weary of beards ever since i saw a man house a ferret in the caverns of his hair chin.

[lambdapi]

Not only do I love* this man; I want to emulate his style.

*Yeah, I said it. So what? You wanna fight about it?

[tigereye16]

This:

Orlando Bloom
Johnny Depp
Dave Grohl
Perry Cox
Logan Echolls
Gregory House
Veronica Mars
Lowtax
The Backstreet Boys
John Dorian
Bernard Black
Shigeru Miyamoto
Viggo Mortenson
The entire cast of Lost
Duncan Kane
Peter Jackson
Hugh Grant
Rai Thistlethwayte
Elijah Wood
Sid Meier
Orlando Bloom (he's in their twice? oh well, works for me, I love him doubly, I suppose.)
Brad Pitt
Tom Cruise
Will Wright
A foreign person you have never met, yet intend to marry.

...is where you're wrong. Love them all, I do. My love for them is so pure that your words of bitterness and incomprehension can't touch it. Leave me and all my true loves alone, you cold heartless being.

Good day, sir. *doffs hat*

[lambdapi]

Kudos for knowing who Will Wright is, though.

[lambdapi]

And Sid Meier, for that matter. And yeah, Orlando's on twice - once for the LOTR fans, once for the POTC fans, right? i didn't just screw up, honest!

[ptizzle]

Check the Zach Braff boards on IMDB and then tell me he shouldn't be on there.

Nice list.

[lambdapi]

He is. John Dorian.

[ptizzle]

John Dorian is based on a real person! You might be hurting his feelings!

Plus alotta the OMG ZACH BRAFF IZ MI APPEL people are Garden State lovers. Not that it's a bad movie, but it's not OMG REVOLUTION ZACH BRAFF LVOE.

[cat_eyes_el]

I could be! You never know!