On the topic of going out....

[lambdapi]

As a young lady, you spend hours doing your hair and your makeup. You don a dress that need to be adjusted every 17 seconds, and shoes that will leave your feet bloody lumps before you even make it to the venue, assuming you can even balance in the bastards. Your purse, phone and makeup are all carried in a bag, which you're as like as not to put

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Right On!

[dc_is_a_drumgod]

It always amused me going out and seeing girls who thought themselves to be the hottest, most sensual babe in the entire place. However 2 hours and 4 vodkas later (lightweights) I meet them in the toilet, straps off shoulders, make up melting, cheeks bright red, words slurred, hair mussed, just wrecks in general.

And I laugh because I spent maybe 45 minutes getting ready and I still look the same and (by comparison to their current state) rather attractive.

Oh and girls are worse when it comes to toilets. I've been in male toilets at night clubs and they are far more hygenic than the female ones. I'd rather cause bladder damage and hold it.

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[kyuran]

Whoa, whoa. Dude toilets are cleaner? What about all the piss on the ground? Ain't no urinal in the world what doesn't have a halo of piss around it.

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[jeebuz_avt]

Not to mention the occasional escaped floater in the cubicles.

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[lambdapi]

You guys have obviously never read the threads on the internet about the people who have to clean bathrooms.

3 words: Sanitary Napkin Disposal.