LAMBO-SAN!!!!!!!!

[lambovine]

WHO AM YOU?!
I AM LAMBO!!

WHO AM I?!
YOU ARE LAMBO!!

LAMBO LAMBO LAMBO-SAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

LAMBO-SAN, AGE FIVE, HAS 69 FRIENDS!! YAY!!!

I WILL ALSO BE THE KING OF THE PIRATES!!! ANYONE WHO STANDS IN LAMBO-SAN'S WAY WILL BE BLOWN UP WITH ONE OF MY MANY WEAPONS!!!

BUT NOT THE TEN YEAR BAZOOKA!! THAT TUTORIAL IS SAVED FOR ANOTHER DAY!!

Comments

[ihasatail]

I think I stole all your weapons.

[lambovine]

LAMBO-SAN DOESN'T LIKE YOU!!! YOU WILL BE THE FIRST TO WALK THE PLANK!!!

[ihasatail]

You'll have to catch me first, though.

[lambovine]

LAMBO-SAN HAS SET UP TRAPS ALL OVER THE PLACE!! IF YOU MOVE, YOU'LL BLOW UP SO STAY STILL!!!

[lunar_luna]

Hullo, Lambo!

[lambovine]

YOU SPELLED "HELLO" WRONG!! BOY ARE YOU STUPID!!

[lunar_luna]

But I spelled "hullo" correctly.

[lambovine]

WHAT DOES "HULLO" MEAN?!

[threeswordstyle]

Its you.

[lambovine]

IT'S ME, LAMBO-SAN!!!

[threeswordstyle]

You know how to spell pretty good for a five year old.

[lambovine]

THAT'S BECAUSE LAMBO-SAN IS A GOD AND A GENIUS!!

[samuraish]

What ten year bazooka?

[lambovine]

LAMBO-SAN HAS NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!! THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A TEN-YEAR BAZOOKA!!

[samuraish]

Gin-san has no idea what you're talking about either. What IS a ten-year bazooka, anyway? I've never heard of such a thing.

[lambovine]

LAMBO-SAN THINKS IT'S A BAZOOKA THAT JUST HAD ITS TENTH BIRTHDAY!!

[heytenth]

I'm defriending you.

[lambovine]

LAMBO-SAN WILL STILL HAVE 69 FRIENDS!!

[heytenth]

I don't care.

Your journal entries offend my intelligence.

[lambovine]

LAMBO-SAN HAS ONLY MADE ONE!!