Goats? Really?

[lamortdeshommes]

Damn this boat. Goats? We've been invaded by goats? None of this would have happened under Prince Tren's rule.

But then, we did have those elephants...

Comments

[canttrustliars]

You hardly have room to complain about goats if you had elephants.

[He sounds amused.]

[lamortdeshommes]

But the elephants were actually useful! They incapacitated Eva Hart long enough for us to destroy her.

I don't see how goats could be helpful.

[canttrustliars]

If you had a paper on laizzes-faire they would be.

[lamortdeshommes]

Well I don't. The French and I are not on good terms.

[elegante_farm]

Inflation is unfair taxation! Baaa!

[Have a goat, Isabella. He's quite cute.]

[lamortdeshommes]

I don't pay taxes.

[D'awww, you're much cuter than that damn elephant.]

[skyion]

Elephants...?

[lamortdeshommes]

Yes. African elephants too. They were quite large and left a mess...