Blood Drive! [voice]

[lamortdeshommes]

[A crackle, before Isabella clears her throat.]

I'm holding a blood drive, to help replenish the stores of blood I've depleted in the Medical Unit. If anyone would like to donate, I assure you, 100 per cent of all blood given is being taken straight to the Medical Unit for their stores.

If interested, please come see me outside the Buffet. Thank

Comments

[missmimmi]

Blood... drive?

[Oh God what]

[lamortdeshommes]

Yes!

[missmimmi]

What is a, um... blood drive?

[lamortdeshommes]

Its when people donate their blood to help others.

[thenotmagician]

Blood drive, eh? What would you need blood for?

[lamortdeshommes]

To replenish the stocks that have gotten low in the Medical Unit, of course.

[thenotmagician]

Well what happened to all the blood in the Medical Unit?

[lamortdeshommes]

I drank it.

[canttrustliars]

I doubt the ship got that blood from passengers in the first place. I wouldn't worry about it.

[lamortdeshommes]

Hmmph. Well, its still a good thing to do. Very humanitarian.

[autodiagnose]

In a few weeks I will have the equipment configured for production of synthetic blood.

[lamortdeshommes]

Synthetic?

Will it taste like human blood?

[autodiagnose]

Yes, it will be more reliable than voluntary siphoning from the naturally-producing organisms.

[Maaaaaybe~]

[lamortdeshommes]

Hmm... Well, just in case.

[sowonthatbet]

A blood drive on a ship?

[lamortdeshommes]

Why not?

[sowonthatbet]

Why?

[lamortdeshommes]

Why not?