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lamortdeshommes

(Untitled)

May 22, 2010 02:52

[Hey. Hey, boat. Have an indignant

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEECH!]

[Wb, Izzy. :3]

OOC: Unless otherwise stated, all of Isabella's responses to this post will be voice.

back on the boat, !intro

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pimp_hat May 22 2010, 07:02:09 UTC

Dear sweet Loa ladymon! Whatchu be havin' 'gainst my ears!?

lamortdeshommes May 22 2010, 07:05:01 UTC

[In her angriest, most scary voice EVER.]

Do you have a problem, señor?

pimp_hat May 22 2010, 07:16:20 UTC

[Well someone is a tad bit huffy.]

Oh no, my apologies ladymon. My ears just be a liddle sensitive and it be hard fuh me help anyone if dey be bleedin'.

lamortdeshommes May 22 2010, 07:18:06 UTC

That is hardly my problem.

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ntjstapwn May 22 2010, 07:09:56 UTC

...Isabella?

[Voice, until otherwise noted.] lamortdeshommes May 22 2010, 07:16:24 UTC

Who are you? How do you know my name?

[Also voice] ntjstapwn May 22 2010, 07:19:19 UTC

*Marco chuckles a bit, dryly*

No one of importance. And it was just a lucky guess.

Re: [Also voice] lamortdeshommes May 22 2010, 07:21:25 UTC

[Not amused, Marco.]

Aha. Well, that was abundantly apparent.

brittlenerves May 22 2010, 07:16:10 UTC

[Hey. Hey, Isabella. You just scared what little balls Xanth had right off.]

A-Ahh! Are! A-Are you, y-you, uhm, a-al-- alr-right!?

lamortdeshommes May 22 2010, 07:18:32 UTC

[Sharply.]

Where am I?

brittlenerves May 22 2010, 07:24:21 UTC

Th-- th-the, uh, you're-- you're o-on-- on a ship c-called th-the, uhm, M.S. E-Elegante!

[You are scary ;A;]

lamortdeshommes May 22 2010, 07:28:24 UTC

[Oh, god, a stutterer. Poor kid must be scared out of his mind.]

M.S. Elegante... Never heard of it. How did you manage to sneak a steamliner into Lake Erie?

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[Russian] yaidudamoi May 22 2010, 07:33:00 UTC

WHAT? What was that?!

[English] lamortdeshommes May 22 2010, 07:36:54 UTC

I don't speak Russian, boy.

yaidudamoi May 22 2010, 07:40:13 UTC

[An exhausted groan can be heard before Dimitri switches to text. He's getting tired of all these hysterical English people.]

[Text]

Was there a problem, or are you just trying to damage my hearing?

[Text] lamortdeshommes May 22 2010, 07:45:15 UTC

Who needs ears? There are bigger issues at hand.

couldbeavillain May 22 2010, 07:56:40 UTC

Ow!

Why are you doing that?!

lamortdeshommes May 23 2010, 18:21:45 UTC

[She's not even going to dignify that with a response.]

couldbeavillain May 24 2010, 05:48:10 UTC

[The lack of response causes him to worry a little.] H--hello? Are you okay? Uh, screeching... harpy-person?

lamortdeshommes May 24 2010, 23:50:19 UTC

No, I am not okay. I'm on a boat in the middle of the ocean, and I have NO desire to be here. I was- nevermind. It is not important.

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