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[lamovrevx]

I am thinking of selling myself into slavery. I am consideringthis on the grounds that I am sick of waking up in the mornings to do essays and research. The topics aren't interesting me. I want photography and filmmaking classes again (pounds fist on desk). No this whole slavery thing might work. I would not have to leave the country, I can sleep

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[soupdragon123]

"No more clothes". So you want to be naked slave who can whip her master? A relocation to Soho realise all your dreams and the money is good too!

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[lamovrevx]

lol thanks

[fluffydave]

You would get cold without a jumper, my love. And besides, looking at the things you have to do as a slave, you aren't a million miles away from it right now. :)~

All we have to do is arrange a convenient accident, make you legally dead and then I can enslave you properly! Although I can see overseas holidays being a problem.

*Big Grin*

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[lamovrevx]

I forgot about having to stage my death, hmmm, I am going to have to think about that one. Like maybe I can go out in the woods and then like bribe a bear into saying he ate me whole

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[fluffydave]

You could just feed the bear a human (requires fresh corpse) then chop off one of your fingers and leave it near the scene. The innocent bear would be framed.

Ahh, I think I just spotted the flaw in this cunning plan though. Bears don't live in Britain. You would have to bust him out of the zoo first!

[gloomcookie613]

you're a silly girl... care to have a friend along for a slave? I'm waist deep in shite here... if I can get the cash for a ticket, could we maybe offer a 2 for one deal? ;) think anyone would jump on it? *hug*

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[lamovrevx]

yeah that would work, like you and I could lure them in thinking they are getting hot lesbian action and then say we are asexual

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[gloomcookie613]

wait, haven't we *done* that already to poor unsuspecting men? ;)

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[lamovrevx]

lol

[squiddity]

Erm, I think you misunderstand the relationship between master and slave. In general, it is not the masters job to pamper the slave and make it breakfast. Otherwise I think the whole emancipation thing might have worked out slightly differently.

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[lamovrevx]

yeah I know but I think slavery needs some updating, that of I want to be a goddess, maybe that is it, but that sounds cheesy

[incy]

was their a Greek/Roman deity of chesse?

[lamovrevx]

actaully I am doing to paper on roman slavery..well I am sitting here whining about writing a paper

[unrulyones]

how much would it cost for you to become my slave? I would love to be your master.