Chapter 277 Review
First of all, hello all new DRRR! Friends! \o/
/waves.
Ladies,
Today I bring you the new Reborn chapter review. I know, it’s been a while, but every time I started to write them for previous chapters, I ended up being so irritated I couldn’t continue. Go figure. So, I decided to fuck this shit move on, and just skip those chapters.
Giant discoball of doom: *floats dangerously in the sky.*
A spindle-caterpillar-blur thing Tsuna: I’m, liek, dead.
Byakuran: I love thinking good old school exclamation mark-only thoughts. Especially when being drawn as a butterfly and a stick figure hybrid.
Uni: My hat is half my body.
Yamamoto: I enjoy jumping on one foot!
Gokudera: I enjoy standing around with a WTF stick in my hands.
Photoshop brushes!background: *check.*
Byakuran: It’s fun having legs that defy all laws of proportions and also bend in multiple directions simultaneously. Also, blah blah.
Reborn: Shudup, beatch.
Byakuran: LOLWUT.
Reborn: Blah blah blaaaaaaaaaaaaah you’re villain, you suck. Unlike you, Tsuna doesn’t. Blah.
Fuuta: Hey look, a cameo! Woot!
Tsuna: I’m, liek, still dead.
Reborn: Hoe Tsuna, you have to stop sucking being dead nao. OR ELSE.
Tsuna: What part of “dead” you don’t understand?
Everyone: *Le gasp.*
8059 panes: *happens.*
8059 fandom: WHOA, it’s been a while!
KyokoHaru panel: *happens.*
KyokoHaru fandom: …We’re still alive?
DS panel: *happens*
DS fandom: Dude.
Amano’s assistant #3: *wipes his hands and strikes out the “obligatory shiptease” line in the monthly “to do” list.*
Me: So, basically, while Tsuna was being pretentiously choked for two last chapters, everyone discretely moved around to stand strategically next to each other.
Mukuro: *explains It All.*
Byakuran: I have a vague feeling that I’m suddenly cosplaying Bel. For some reason.
Byakuran: So your ultimate weapon is a bitchslap?
Reborn: Exactly.
Reborn: Also, since Tsuna still sucks, let’s talk for a while. Blah blah blah, also suddenly Uni is awesomesocks to the extreme and hopefully is going to kick the bucket in canon.
Tsuna: SAY WAT. I’m, liek, still dead.
Yamamoto: SAY WAT. Also, I’m hot.
Brother uke, brother seme: Hey, remember us?
Gamma: The Photoshop brush on my face tells you that I’m not really interested in what you’re saying here, being dead and all.
Uni: Reborn, you fucker!
Reborn: Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah *peaceful past wank.*
Uni: *Stands around, looking appropriately somber for a noble sacrifice.*
Byakuran: LULZ! Want some acid?
8059: We love making reaction faces together!
8059 fandom: *roars*
Haru, Kyoko: We love not having any individuality!
Uni: *Le gasp* But how did you learn my supa speshul secrit?
Reborn: Blah blah blah I slept with your grandmother blah blah blah.
Byakuran: Yeah okay whatever. Me and my fabulous, fabulous wings are going to stop you anyway.
Byakuran: Also, Uni is my bitch.
Uni: WTF.
Byakuran: Come. Let’s retreat to my evil hideout and have scads and scads and scads of sexytiemz.
Tsuna: … Fuck, being not dead hurts like biatch.
Uni: YAY!
8059: *moar reaction faces.*
8059 fandom: *opens champagne.*
Haru and Kyoko: No. individuality.
Byakuran: My fashion sense in nonexistent.
Uni: Even my ugly, ugly shoes despise your fashion sense.
Tsuna: *porn noises all over the panel* Oh my god why I am making this rapemeplzface again, just look at my ukish expression, oh god oh god oh god.
Amano: *laughs nastily.*
Doujin circles: *take notes.*
Byakuran: Oh dude I’m zonked out of my gourd.
Tsuna: Okay seriously enough with this ukefest, I’m feeling slightly embarrassed.
Dino: Just a fact -I’m pretty.
Everyone: Yeah, yeah.
Byakuran: Let me please tell you an exciting story of true love and stalkery. Blah blah blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Where do we start? *proceeds to retell all Tsuna’s life from diapers.*
A plain black panel with two while blurs, consisting from, like, twenty lines in grand total, that are meant to resemble Tsuna and Byakuran: *fills about one third of the page.*
Me: WTF.
Tsuna: *Sucks it up.*
Yamamoto: I’ll just stand around here, looking hot, ok?
Byakuran: …and then you went to elementary school, and sucked there, and then you went to a chess club and sucked there too, and then you went to the convenience shop and sucked even there - but oh my god, would you look at the time?
Tsuna: …Oh fuck no.
Byakuran: *Stops applying lube on his duck. * What?
Uni: My gigantic hat senses an incoming fatass motivational speech.
Kyoko, Haru: We are just going to stare somberly in appreciative silence, like flat extras supporting characters we are, and set the mood.
Violins: *Swell.*
Tsuna: *Wagsts professionally for about four panels.*
Wagnst pro Gokudera: *Deeply moved.*
Hibari or maybe Xanxus: *Disinterested, annoyed that they are not killing anyone yet.*
Yamamoto: *Thinks that with this mood Gokudera is not likely to give him any today.
Byakuran: *Picks his nose.* I have no fucking clue what you’ve been rambling about five last minutes. *Proceeds to rape kill Tsuna.*
Ryohei: *Has a reaction-face cameo.*
I don’t know who: *Has a reaction face cameo too.*
Amano’s assistant #5: *Giggles and congratulates himself with successful insert of his OC into the manga canon.*
Probably Gokudera: I will just randomly shoot with my skull cannon in the Big Bad’s direction, it already proved to be so effective many times before.
Byakuran: Is it acid that makes my body look so marvelously off model?
Byakuran: Oh, almost forgot! *Produces a vibrator phallic symbol epic needle WTF stick.*
Tsuna: Do not want.
Byakuran: You shall be undone now. *Undoes Tsuna.*
Tsuna: Alas, I am undone. *spends three panels falling dramatically on the floor in rapid.*
Uni: Okay folks, everyone is ready for reaction faces?
8059: Yeah, yeah, we’re here.
Haru, Kyoko: We too.
Everyone: *REACTION FACES!!!!!*
Byakuran: *turns to Uni* Now that he’s he’s taken care of…
Tsuna: …hoshit.
Byakuran: Er.
Tsuna: I feel like crap. Why am I alive? I’m curious, so curious.
Tsuna: *gropes himself.*
Tsuna: Awesome! I was saved from a direct blast of concentrated energy to my chest by a metal ring that a secondary character gave mo for some reason 238623982 chapters ago! What an original, not pulled of the ass plot twist!
Byakuran: *Wonders how it’s even physically possible as well as he should.*
Basil: *Dons a habitual Captain Exposition hat and has a flashback about his seme.*
Tsuna: Plotshield is really scary shit. *Takes a deep breath.* Okay, here comes the motivational rant of doom.
Byakuran: *facepalm* …Again?
Tsuna: Blah blah blah destiny
8059 panel: *happens, and that makes a total of five of them in one chapter.*
Me: Not that I’m complaining, quite the contrary, actually, but FOR FUCKING FUCK’S SAKE, AMANO, WE GOT IT ALREADY THAT YOU’RE INTO BAITING US THIS CHAPTER, but doesn’t it look goddamn fucking artificial that we got five panels in one chapter after ten chapters of radio silence. Stop fucking with us. Um, you may continue now.
Lambo’s corpse body: *has a lying around cameo for some reason.*
Tsuna: … blah blah the power of friendship…
Cameo whore Fuuta: Poop.
Tsuna: ...blllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh. Friendship. Nakamaship. Bottoming partner sex appeal. Blah. Okay, that’s all.
A series of random flashbacks: *Is random and features only extras, since apparently Tsuna’s guardians did nothing for his motivation.*
Flashback!Spanner: Why hello thar. Me and my lollypop are really motivating.
Flashback!Haru: And so are my cosplay costumes.
Flashback!Kyoko: Yeah okay whatever.
Tsuna: That’s my bitches. Aren’t I the luckiest daddy man on the earth?
Tsuna: …That was not all. Bllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Dying will. Blah. Everyone. Blah. Oh my god I think I’ll never finish this speech.
Byakuran: Yawn.
Tsuna: ….This said, behold this mitten transform into sexy, expensive glove.
Sexy Hyper Tsuna: Do I dazzle you?
Basil: Whoa, what a pimp!
Kyoko, Haru: *throw their panties at Tsuna.*
Uni: I wanna have your babies!
Mukuro: Cheap tricks. Watch me being eternally hot.
Byakuran: I have a sudden feeling that I finally look like a chick. Batshit cocaine-high chick.
Teh Voice: Sup, bitches.
Everyone: WTF.
The guardians pretty rings: *Suddenly start emitting fabulous, shiny shojo flames.*
Everyone:
First guardians: *appear dramatically.*
First Lightning: … *Is stoned out of his mind.*
First Sun: *Is too hot for his own good. DO WANT. *
First Mist: *Has THE lamest fringe ever.*
First Cloud: *Doesn’t give a flying fuck about you.*
Gokudera: *Is a special snowflake.*
Gokudera: Being the fan favorite sure has its perks.
First Storm: *Is better than you, and also is so pretty hardcore you lose your virginity once you look at him.*
LOL I win at Paint.
Me: Take notes, Dera. TAKE NOTES.
First storm: Smoking is good for your image health, children.
Byakuran: OMG I’m blinded by the sheer awesomeness!
Tsuna: Watch me.
Byakuran: *Severe withdrawal pains. *
Uni: Whoa, first generation kicks ass.
Byakuran: zdkshdlvkjsdvlsdhvlsds.
Giotto: *Appears with a fuss.* Me and the power of hair all over the face are going to help you. Feel The Force, young padawan.
Tsuna: BRING IT ON.
That’s all for today, lovelies. As you can see, I tried to add pics directly to the text today, hope it works better.
Lamp post.