Dead Dog Incident

[lamprey]

It was a week day, and the sound of my alarm going off yanked me roughly out of pleasant dreams, I opened my blinds and was greeted by the sight of a still, clear sunny day with not a cloud in the sky, and I thought, man, What a horrible day to be working! I called my boss to let him know I was feeling a bit under the weather and wouldn't be in

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[lamprey]

Oh yeah, I'm keeping the skull! The thing sat on their front lawn for a few hours until someone got sick of the smell. It was then put in a box and thrown down a bank to rot quietly. We're coming back for it in a few months.

[katherosthepure]

Don't you think it might be bordering on contaminated waste by the time you get down there in 6 months?

This makes me feel really ill :-S

[lamprey]

In six months only the bones will be left, those will be boiled in milk, polished up, and hey presto! I got a "benji the dog" ashtray skull...

[ribfeast]

you sick fuck!

[lamprey]

Haha!!