Pretty much everyone up here knows I'm gonna be a dad in Nov. I haven't posted anything about it here yet ( Read more... )

This is the letter:

To ALL TENANTS ( Read more... )

and I quote my wife
Her: "Don't flip off your wife."
Me: "Don't call your husband Bitch."

I kid you not, there was a police arrest today one of our drivers responded to. The Charge?

DWI.....

....at 9:45am.

after we did the inventory of the vehicle, we found that the lady owed like 19,000 in taxes.
The other guy said, "Yeah I'd be drunk too if I owed that much."

Today was my last day at work. I had put in my notice on wednesday that friday would be my last, but alas there was not enough work to warrant coming in tomorrow, so everyone will be off tomorrow. Work has been really slow for the past couple of weeks ( Read more... )

Lady in the office: Looks like your wedding is almost here, getting nervous?
Miguel: Kinda. Almost like the time I went skydiving.
Lady in the office: That scary huh?
Miguel: Almost, except in skydiving, if something goes wrong, it kills you quicker.

Made the ladies laugh in the office today.
I'm ready to take the proverbial plunge.


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Yesterday at 1am, I had a dream about a bar of steel I was trying to guide through 2 holes. I couldn't get them to line up and the harder I tried the more my head hurt ( Read more... )

I swear to god people, I actually said this.

"Dang babe, you have a rubix cube for a bra."

The SYmphony was good last night. We saw a presentation of Holst's "The PLanets" last night in dallas ( Read more... )

Today I am 26 ( Read more... )