Pissed off

[lance_niekro]

We just get swept by the Padres. The pAAAdres for crying out loud. The last time I saw skip he was stumbling around his office looking for a chair. I asked him if I would be starting anytime soon and he said something like "You wheel get your sweens be patton." Be Patton? Whatever old man just put me in the goddamn lineup

Comments

[ray_durham]

I think since you got of the "Rawhide" theme, things have never been the same. You'll be playing today vs Wolf, but I swear if Felipe DOESN'T bench Omar for Deivi I'm gonna flip out. Omar can't switch hit unlike my versatile ass

[brett_tomko]

Lance I am going to really need your help with some offense today, because as you know I never get any run support. Could you please hit a couple out?

[lance_niekro]

How many HRs you need Brett? The AMAZING Lance Niekro won't let you down

[marquis_grissom]

I'm ALWAYS right.

Heh, Skip is hard to understand. Cause he's old and illiterate. Well, at least I think he is. Heh anyway.