Testicular Fortitude

[lanceunderpants]

I pummel their groins with lead. Automatic machine gun fire can make mince meat out of anyone's birthday suit testicles. The ghosts of my late family drive my groin blasting delirium until there isn't a single prick left with one. Boozing has ran its course and cant seem to pull me out of this chapter of my life. No time to contemplate, some guy is

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[margiwarg]

max payne? sounds like he's got some problems.

[ext_647141]

he was living the american dream until they killed his family

[swehtt]

Does the blood really stick on things? This game sounds great however I'm never any good at aiming. Perhaps if it were penises I could finally overcome this latent homosexuality. Though I still like heads after all that Unreal Tournament in university.