Merry Moctober

[lanceunderpants]

So that filthy, super lame and pathetic, month is coming up, November. Well this is one unemployed male who wont be growing ironic facial hair. My facial hair may exist due to apathy and laziness, but it will not exist due to some fad month thing. I just watched a youtube where ron swanson talks about movember and how he has a mustache and is a man

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[margiwarg]

That sale was really disapointing. Apparently their next sale is in 2 months rather than 1, as they need more time to restock. Do I dare go check it out again? Possibly get there early? I don't know man, I don't know. But that photo you got near the sale is pretty sweet. Those pigeons look super cool up there. Probably worth the trip.

[lanceunderpants]

I bet none of those pigeons have ever seen Ellen.

[margiwarg]

those lucky bastards

[anonymous]

Why all the ellen hate? She seems like a nice lady. Cool photos. What could be in all of those containers? Imagine what we could do with the contents. IMAGINE!

[lanceunderpants]

I feel Ellen is the mouthpiece of every obnoxious lady in existance. I imagine the containers are filled with hobo carcasses. I think we could make a pretty good bobsled.

[swehtt]

You self obsessed prick! Listening to Michael Yonkers and hating on good old moustache growing fun makes me sick. Blegh blaaarrgh bleck. I think it's great that millions of people around the globe use November as an excuse to grow a moustache and get laid because it seems like they support some girl's father's fight with cancer. I htink it's great for white men to support old white men. I wonder what the statistics on Movember are. I'd say 100% of Eminem's fan base. Plus me, I suppose as I don't really like Eminem. Not sure about Movember this year but fear that my non-participation will make people around me uncomfortable. I hope we can still be friends no matter the facial hair outcome.

[lanceunderpants]

I dont know if i want to be friends with someone who is friends with self obsessed pricks. A paradox.

[swehtt]

I don't know if I can be friends with someone who takes such great photos. A shame.