Awww man what would really be cool is if it was an orange julius alert

[lancewolfe]

Well it took them long enough but apparently the township of Mahwah has been declared as a strategic military site. Obviously this would be because of the number of horse farms in the area, God knows we can’t lose the horsies it would create a horse gap. But hey I kid, why because I care… right? In all actuality I’m not quite sure why all the

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[neutralface]

I personally think terrorists came up with the plan of how to safeguard your house from terrorist attack. So that they could suffocate as much people as possible with only threatening to attack us.

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