Wow. It's been a really, really long time since I've posted. Haha. Hi, I'm still a living Landon ( Read more... )

Let's see. What has happened to me recently? Well...

( I shaved my chin. )

So, like, if we were, like, all robots or something, d'ya think the world might explode? *deep stoner surfer thought ( Read more... )

Beautiful android - I saw the prettiest NINJAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!11

Who's the coolest ninja to ever be seenz? (WAFT!) That's right - waft that manly odor. (RAFT!) Oh yeah, like a raft he'll plunge into yo waters to save you. (SHAFT!) Make sweet, sweet love to you in an elevator shaft (considering that ninjas actually have the ability to make love). It ( Read more... )

( I think I'd promised a special someone a hair-down pic. )

( Saving Days )

Landon's in the market for a girl who doesn't hold out/lie, actually listens to what he has to say, as he will for her, doesn't think I'm better off left in the dark, and can actually communicate. Basicly, a girl that won't fuck me over ( Read more... )

Inside the mouth of a broken whale, we found our hope. The darkness enfolded tighter every moment we allowed our eyes to open; we kept them closed and let go, gave ourselves faith to abide the pitch without our sight. We were in utter black, blind to the world (but not from the world). They watched us through translucent skin, while we slept side- ( Read more... )

Once upon a time, there were two princes. One was the white prince, and the other was the black prince (though this did not imply any sort of evil intent). After long years of loneliness, the white prince found his love fostered in the arms of a beautiful young princess who expressed, quite fluently, a reciprocation of his own feelings. All of the ( Read more... )

( Harbinger, a Harvester )