second edition of never failing lines
*Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
*I have only three months to live...
*Would you like to dance? [she says "no"] No, you must have misunderstood me, I SAID, you look fat in those pants!
*Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
*Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!
*Hey baby... drop that zero and get with the hero in other words... you better come with me.
*Which one of the Spice girls are you?
*My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
*I can see you. [Uh, yeah.] Great! Then how about tomorrow.
*For what sort of person are you looking? Wait- don't tell me: medium height, green eyes, etc...
*It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
*Um, you have really beautiful.....uh....eyes, yea. You are pretty. What I mean is... You have a nice forehead. (Messing Up) Do you believe in when I walk by..... (To yourself) Oh Man, STUPID STUPID STUPID!
*Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
*Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
*Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
*I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
*I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
*What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
*You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? Twice.
*Sweetness is my weakness.
*Are we related? Do you want to be?
*You remind me of a girl I used to date.
*Are my undies showing? Answer: "No." You: "Would you like them to?
*I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you."
*Do you know that the Edmonton Oilers haven't won the Stanley Cup for a while now?
*Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel.
*Excuse me, but I think I left your sunglasses in your pocket. Mind if I check?
*Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
*Did it hurt? Woman: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
*Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
*I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
*I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
*Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
*What time do you have to be back in heaven?
*What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
*What's your sign?
*You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
*Good candy isn`t made... it`s just born.
*Do you believe in love at first site, or do I have to walk by again?
*If I said you have a great body would you hold it against me?
*If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
*It's always good for you to see me again.
*My wife/husband just doesn't understand me.
*(speak this silently with mouth) I want a fig newton.
*Say, did we go to different schools together?
*You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day..