I just had a heart attack.

[lanebean]

So, I looked down and on my chest was a black hair. It appeared to be growing from my breast. Turns out it was just an eyelash.

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[gimmetokyo]

lane.

I just snorted my tea reading this.

omfg i hate you hahahah

[ancilladelectat]

I'm glad this is the sort of thing you choose to share. I feel like I know you better every day.