It's all about ME ME ME!

[lanedianelane]

We come, we go, we come again, shedding one skin of a personality for another. Who shall I be this time? Clearly I've run the gamut, from a sleezy sarcastic tramp with little to no morals, to a rather nice, quiet woman. The latter was as exciting as dry toast, the former was, in retrospect, not a very good idea, so I shall endeavor to find a

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[stevenspiel]

My dear woman (and I use that term in the broadest possible sense), you could eat a whole FUCKING BANANA TREE SIDEWAYS. Or did I mean "insert it in certain other orificies"? It's too early in the morning to be precise.

[lanedianelane]

Don't blame the time of day for your confusions, Steven Spielberg; we all know your brain is pickled in Popov. Perhaps you might consider wearing a helmet to your padded room as well. Clearly the repeated contact of your head with the wall has addled your senses.

Just and FYI, dear man, eating a banana sideways is in reference to being excessively unschooled in the art of sexual pleasure. As in, "she (or he) is so (shy, frigid, virginal...), she even eats a banana sideways."

Was the "insert it in certain other orifices" a hint? Would there be room for it in there along side your head? I dare say I'm up for the challange.

[kate_capshaw]

Keep your distance.

[lanedianelane]

Threats bore me, Kate Capshaw. I've no intention of fucking your drunken husband.