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lanedianelane

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May 20, 2006 18:02

I'm finding myself in rather an awkward situation right now. The psychotic director continues to harass me despite my request for him to cease and desist. He posts private details of my past that I had hoped to forget, unpleasant as they were, and I have no way to stop him. He called and invited me to a chat, and proceeded to hurl insults and ( Read more... )

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stevenspiel May 21 2006, 01:10:44 UTC

You cannot determine the quality of something you do not HAVE, Diane Lane.

You only left because you are FRIGHTENED OF KATE and you were ready to shit your crotchless panties. You should be frightened of FAR MORE THAN YOU ARE, Succubus.

If nobody made me fuck you *shudders at the thought*, then nobody made you talk to me yesterday. Or put me on your friends list. YOU DID THAT FIRST.

Now as I am happening to have a fairly decent day, I'm going to stop my fruitless attempts to reorient you to reality before I blow a FUSE.

lanedianelane May 21 2006, 01:21:27 UTC

Someone replied to me earlier with the comment "whatever". I now understand exactly what he meant.

Whatever, Steven Spielberg.

stevenspiel May 21 2006, 02:27:25 UTC

Yeah. Whatever.

kate_capshaw May 21 2006, 05:44:38 UTC

You would never have come up with that witty rejoinder on your own, is that what you're saying?

anonymous May 21 2006, 10:13:14 UTC

ms. lane, i'm posting this anonymously to spare you any further embarrassment, given your attitude on certain issues, although i'm sure you know who i am ( ... )

lanedianelane May 21 2006, 19:55:45 UTC

Quite frankly, this left me speechless. I'm still not quite sure what to say, although I did follow your suggestion regarding questions I really didn't have at first. Clearly his mind is not functioning normally. I'm sorry you have become a victim, especially on my account, which will forever remain a mystery as to why you chose to do what you did. Forgive me once more for still harboring some suspicians. It is something that cannot be helped.

Take care yourself, Mr. Evans, and I will definitely consider your thought regarding the pig.

laulinney May 25 2006, 22:05:32 UTC

Added you.

vaughnva June 7 2006, 21:11:07 UTC

I want a manicure.

lanedianelane July 26 2006, 05:56:31 UTC

You'd look stunning in a shiny red polish.

I'm sorry I didn't get back to you sooner! Clearly I'm a horrible slacker. Bad Diane!!

kutcher September 7 2006, 00:09:11 UTC

If Vaughn gets one, we all get one.

lilnatedogg20 September 4 2006, 03:45:25 UTC

wow, Miss Diane Lane, beautiful, talented and a legend. I loved the OutSiders, Hardball,Must Love dogs and Perfect storm. Not to mention my nieces have made me watch my dog Skip probably 100 times.Anyway sup? thought I'd holla and add you to my list.