Finals week gems
"I literally cannot even imagine what I will do with myself when I'm done. It's like trying to imagine what happens after you die."
"I remember when I thought writing a ten-
page paper for AP Brit Lit was a challenge. Perhaps I should prevent any of my high-school friends from attending Grinnell. I will act as a human shield if necessary. 'THIS IS NOT THE SCHOOL YOU ARE LOOKING FOR. PERHAPS YOU WOULD BE INTERESTED IN ONE OF THESE FINE COMMUNITY COLLEGES.' " - Meredith
"I'm going to finish this paper in four hours, whether it's done or not. " - Emily
"I currently have no decision-making capabilities at my disposal, as they are all being utilized to formulate a thesis, but I have no plans post-5 p.m. on Friday, so I will do what everyone else does. Because I am a lemming. Lemur? What the hell is the difference? Is a lemur even a thing, or did I make that up?" - Caitlin
After freaking out about how to get it to hit the requisite 9 pages, paper is now too *long* and I still have like three points to cover.
And I have an exam to study for. And sleep. And pack and vacuum. By 4 tomorrow.