ｆｉｒｓｔ ❀ ｖｉｄｅｏ；

[lesbolg]

[ The video comes on periodically, though it's difficult to see what, exactly, is going on for the most part. There seem to be plenty of leaves, however. The device is jostled once more and shuts off for about thirty seconds before coming on again: a soulless ginger can be seen sitting, biting into an apple, with a clear shot of the sky behind her

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[evil_groupie]

*Oh. Well. We have ourselves a bonafied joker. And apparently a small amount of goofs who absolutely do not know what a curse is and how it works. Or not willing to believe.

Well, it's prudent to address the former. And by prudent we mean amusing.*

2/2, audio;

[evil_groupie]

It's not polite to kiss and tell, y'know. Good girls would never...or, don't tell me you're searching? For an experienced romance?

*Genuinely scandalized, Kyouko. How brazen of you.*

video;

[lesbolg]

... Wait, what?

[ Congratulations, Hiromi, you've managed to confuse her already! ]

audio

[evil_groupie]

You shouldn't do that at your age, y'know! Older guys can be cooler and more experienced and maybe even capable of taking you on a cruise across the seas but that's still no reason to give up a maiden's promise so easy, y'know!

Kyaa, so bold~

video;

[lesbolg]

[ She goes from looking panicked to angry, to both, in the span of about two seconds. ]

That's not what I'm looking for at all, you idiot!

audio

[evil_groupie]

*This is the best kind of television~ ♥*

Then anonymous? Is this one of those fabled call girl advertisements? Hiroin thought you were supposed to wear a mask or put a black bar over your face y'know.*

video;

[lesbolg]

[ Baked Beans ♥ ]

I don't wanna have sex with any of you people. [ inb4 "What do you mean 'you people'?"

Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls. ]

audio

[evil_groupie]

*WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE

video;

[lesbolg]

[ BUT I LOVE YOU

video;

[evil_groupie]

*NO.

video;

[lesbolg]

[ BUT BABY...

audio

[evil_groupie]

*BUT NOTHING I HATE BAKED BEANS

video;

[lesbolg]

[ BUT BAKED BEANS LOVES YOU

[evil_groupie]

*BAKED BEANS BETRAYED ME WHEN I WAS YOUNGER X(*

*OH. SHE'S CRYING ALL RIGHT. FROM LAUGHTER. THANKS KINDLY, KYOUKO, YOU WERE A VERY TASTY SNACK.*

[lesbolg]

[ KYOUKO HATES THIS THREAD AND I'M GLAD HIROMI LOVES THE TASTE OF BAKED BEANS. ]