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[myownpath]

[ There's a slight close-up for moment of a white-haired young man, a reddish jagged scar with a pentagram mark carved into the left side of his face. A little cleaned up and no longer bandaged. There's a blink of silvery-gray eyes, curious to check and make sure the device is working, before he smiles--congenial, reassuring. A little small, but

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[evil_groupie]

Investigating "I wish you'd let me out of here"? I don't think they'd be silly enough to let something like that slip, y'know.

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[evil_groupie]

Exorcist? You run a physical education class?

*The confusion, Allen. Can you hear it?*

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[myownpath]

Ah...

[Depends. Can you hear his?]

Physical... education? What would you even teach in--

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[myownpath]

[Small, polite cough.] Um, no. I destroy akuma... It's part of a war. Back in my world, at least.

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[myownpath]

... For the most part. It's a little complicated.

1/? I'LL TELL YOU WHEN

[evil_groupie]

*Audio signal muted on her side. Quickly.*

2/?

[evil_groupie]

Destroy...akuma.

*She HAS to say it aloud, just so she's sure she heard correctly.*

3/? o god this is going to go on forever.

[evil_groupie]

*In fact, she replays the response to triple-check.*

--[Small, polite cough.] Um, no. I destroy akuma... It's part of a war. Back in my world, at least.--

4/?

[evil_groupie]

*...the nerve of this human. Complicated? COMPLICATED?*

5/?

[evil_groupie]

*WHAT THE HELL WAS COMPLICATED ABOUT SMILING AND CHEERFULLY MENTIONING WHOLESALE SLAUGHTER AS A JOB OCCUPATION? IN THE SAME SHY MANNER ONE WOULD INDICATE THAT THEY DRESS MODELS FOR A LIVING!?*

6/? it keeps going and going and going

[evil_groupie]

*HEARTLESS. BRUTAL UNFEELING ANOMALY! FREAK! WHAT HUMAN COULD KILL AN AKUMA!? THIS--THIS MONSTER!!!!*

7/?

[evil_groupie]

*...oh. So in truth, Allen Walker was evil. Well, that made her task clear.*

8/? this is the tag that doesn't end, yes it goes on and on my friends~

[evil_groupie]

*Before she left this island, she would have to ensure that this "Allen Walker" was, as he put it, "exorcised". Over and over and over until he looked at Akuma everywhere with nothing less than reverence and loyalty.*

9/10 WE'RE COMING ROUND TO THE END, FOLKS

[evil_groupie]

*It was a task that any Good Samaritan of a demon would do, after all ♥*

10/11 WELL IF THE PREACHER CAN LIE, SO CAN I

[evil_groupie]

*And unmutes, without missing a beat~*

You can teach lots in PE! like how to look cute in bloomers and stretching and watching boys get sweaty as they play in a field of brutal winner-take-all combat!

11/11 *FANFARE*, also audio forever lolol

[evil_groupie]

Oh! Like a exterminator? I guess that means you really could handle the beasts in this forest...but why complicated? It sounds like straightforward stuff!

An akuma is a kind of bug, right?