I had a dream the other night that a cat had gotten hit by a car, and they brought the mangled creature to me to stitch up. So I took the cat home. She was bleeding everywhere; by the time I had her on my table (conveniently covered with a painter's drop-cloth, evidently this wasn't the first time this sort of thing had happened) everything was ( Read more... )

I have a myspace you can check out if you want. But, everything I put there, I will put here. I have some back issues to post, tho. I will do that later (meaning you won't see me again for a few months ( Read more... )

I tried to make a different kind of post this time: I was gonna draw a picture.

Now I'm so wrapped up in the drawing that I don't think I'm gonna finish any time soon.

Sorry?

--Lani
***So, yeah, it's two in the morining***

So this is a cop-out entry. I just thought this thing from Tony's journal was pretty nifty ( Read more... )

When I was younger, I used to be terrified of the night. Well, at least the night pertaining to my bedroom. With every bedtime, I became spider-girl: leaping from furniture to furniture, all in a mad effort to keep my feet from touching the floor, because if they did then the monsters under the bed could take me. I couldn't let them have that ( Read more... )

I've got good news, and I've got bad news ( Read more... )

A British Notable on the T.V. just asked me whether I would put a donkey in the Kentucky Derby.
My answer?

'Well, of course I would, if it had spunk.' This oozes of 'human interest story'.

A lone donkey, against all odds, must compete in the Triple Crown and prove to everyone--including himself--that it is not what you are, but who you are that ( Read more... )

REPORTER : "...So what do you exactly plan to do with Kenny Rogers, sir?"

COACH : "I PLAN TA EAT 'IM"

***

Ah, those wacky major league sports. Remember to do the Coach's voice like a rusty, too-sober hick.

"...So yeah, last week someone backed a golf cart into a tree."
"WHAT??"Yeah, they were reversing and it ran into a tree. The tree was still okay, though, it didn't get hit that hard ( Read more... )

So yeah, maybe, just maybe, I have been letting down anyone who has known and loved me by not posting things. For almost a year. Well, less than almost a year. Okay, you know what? Shut up. Forget I said anything ( Read more... )