The function of my happiness is locally monotonic and decreasing (i.e. I keep getting sadder)

[lanigironu]

So last night was my sister's wedding. Big deal, they've been living together for over 2 years and the wedding was more a formality than anything. Initially, I was going to compare the ceremony to that from von Stroheim's Greed, but let's cut back on the pretentiosity and talk about something much more important: me

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barmaids as a species

[anonymous]

hey..somehow, this harkens back to my experience at chocolate with the ryerson tamale who was doing a thesis paper on 'aboriginal families". how was that for happiness defered? I'm a far bigger schmuck than you. And its a truth, universally aknowledged, that women judge men on the siz of their schmuck.
much love,
jason the unbeheld