Can I just say: "What a bloody mess"?!?
I mean that quite literally, by the way...

I'm now the 'proud' owner of:

• A titanium staple in my artery
• An unworldly massive bruise (you've never seen anything quite like it, the amount of black & blue-ness is truly extraordinary, let alone the amount of skin it manages to cover...) in my groin
• Sadly, by the ( Read more... )