Wise man say, don't listen to wise man to be wise...he want use you, not lose job. 

seems to me the governments like that friend who always invites you over to play games you've never played or has more knowledge of it than you...then at any point you start winning they disconnect the system so you can't "win" even though you've clearly bested them. I always did wonder what that friend does when there's no one to play with. 

Always thought people who read books were smart...checked out some of the books people read. Most info books are littered with pages and pages of meaningless words. Most stories are generic and have no imagination, others that have imagination tend to become silly..not funny..silly. I guess when people read they think their smarter just cause they ( Read more... )

 Welcome to server Earth, please follow the rules or you will be kicked. enjoy your stay.

well this seems like a decent game.
alright leveled up awsome.
ah wtf i'm being attacked. 
the hell he's not getting booted and there are a bunch of admins just watching.
fuck it retaliating.
Admin: Stop right there criminal scum! Do not attack other players this is ( Read more... )

There are plenty of fish in the sea...but I want me a dolphin.

"You can't just announce how you're characters feel, THAT MAKES ME SO ANGRY!"

We are free to be anything we want...We are also free to prevent anyone from being anything they want...wait what?

Never trust a person who can't be bought.
...or was it never trust a person who can be bought by anyone?

"Can I be your friend?"

I don't think we can be friends, we look too different.

We can't hang out, you're too ugly and in comparison to me everyone will think you're a hideous monster.

You are part of a different religion and so we wouldn't be able to do anything together.

You're taste in music is far from mine so we shouldn't be friends because we ( Read more... )

IN PRISON... You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK... You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON... You get three meals a day.
AT WORK... You only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON... You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK... You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

IN PRISON ( Read more... )

As a little kid you thought girls/boys were just like everyone else and would play with them from time to time ( Read more... )