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I am an active member of a secret government organization called the FBL, which stands for the Federal Bureau of Linguini. I would tell you what sort of work we do, but alas I cannot, unless I want to be boiled to death in a simmering pot of olive oil amongst tomatoes and garlic cloves...
I make a living stealing those huge inflatable characters in front of stores and burning them as a sacrifice to the directors of old motion-picture films. Who pays me? I have yet to know. All my checks and letters are signed with "A Secret Admirer Of Your Important Work".
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(Did I mention how much I love you for doing this?)
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