Should I write a children's book on programming? Please, explain your answer.

Ah, that was a disappointing glass of chocolate milk. It all started with the soy milk. It's not that the soy milk is bad, although I don't really like soy milk. I had intended to buy rice milk, but the containers look so similar, and I bought a whole box, so I couldn't see through the cardboard too well. To my surprise, it's no so bad. So I ( Read more... )

You know how roaches supposedly run away and clean their antennae for hours after seeing a humaan? That's what I do when I look in the sink. It's not That bad. I just.. can't tolerate dishes ( Read more... )

I just sneezed while brushing my teeth. Messy, but in hindsight, very funny.

I had a dream last night, that KISS was in concert, in their underwear and no make-up, with Elton John, singing "It's Raining Men". KISS played a practical joke on Elton by turning his mic off.

I normally have pretty off-the-wall dreams, but this... any dream alchemists out there? Is KISS a heretofore unknown archetype? What would Jung think?

Anybody have free world dialup? I just got voip set up with broadvoice, but I am also going to configure my home pbx to use fwd.

Brute force is redundant. Force is always brute.

Truly, that was a stupendous glass of chocolate milk.

William Hung Needs to cover the Violent Femmes.


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Me: *eating cookies with lettuce on top*

My Significant Other: Sacrilege!

My daughter: "Is that a kind of sugar?"