My friends and I have started a new community!

Ladies, join up. Tell your friends, tell your mom, please...no "men" allowed. Thank you!


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Its just me
and my endless cup of coffee
Enjoying our fling,
Flashin' the bling
all over this diner.
We make sweet love
with lotsa cream lotsa sugar
Your affection unconditional
ooh you keep me up all night.
I know its just wrong but it feels so right.
You leave stains on my sleeve
baby don't leave
Check please

Ce n'ast pas de ma faute.


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i admit:
i bought all of your gifts at the flea market.

FORGIVE ME,
i love the corn dogs at the tennessee state fair flea market.

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I saw Old School on Saturday night and I highly recommend!
<3 Vince Vaughn <3


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I'm sick of being consumed by grief. No more of the good times will ever get me so low again. Hungover from a night of fucking with a boy who doesn't remember my name, stuck washing his trendy clothes the next morning (for free). My heart still beats for you, pumping the same blood that once spilled over the sleeves of my new white blouse. More ( Read more... )

This is a direct order for everyone to go out and buy '3 years, 5 months and 2 days in the life of...' (new or used). Its time for Arrested Development to make a comeback.


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You fucked up
You bitch
You really fucked up
You fucked up
You fuckin nazi whore
You dicked me over
But now you'll pay
You fucked up!

I feel sick to my stomach. I am going to have a heart attack and die if I keep feeling like this. I just want it to go away.
I need to say something to you.
And I need you to listen.

I've been wondering about the zodiac. I read my horoscope for fun sometimes but I was never really as interested in it as I have become - I check it everyday now ( Read more... )

I was watching tv late last night, surfing through infomercials, Boomerang and religious programming when I started to wonder: Do televangelists realize what kind of audience they target at 4AM ( Read more... )