instead of writing my take home final, im wasting time at the library by looking at previously written essay saved on this computer. my favorite so far is a critique of the playmaker's production of richard II titled "David Hammond: More Talented Than God?"

i realized that i now closely resemble a bubble cut barbie.


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i had my mullet removed by a nice lady a sid's today who was really excited when i said "you know, just make me cute."

so now my hair is very donna reed meets british invasion.

i told her the cut should be called "the donna reetle"

the collected poems of philip larkin.
acquired by the undergraduate library on november 17, 2004.
first person to check it out on november 30, 2004 at 2:30am:
me.

hey, why dont we have sex for old times sake.

this is amazing. especially the costume category.

(the kids who won were home schooled. go figure.)

indian food is better than a boyfriend...unless its an INDIAN boyfriend.

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today i saw a boy from one of my classes who was laboriously chewing on something chocolately yet taffy like. he said he was eating a reisen, and then offered me one from the small bag of individually wrapped candy goodness he had in his hand. and then he said "you dont need a reisen to eat one ( Read more... )

my sideburns are turning into pais.