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[laphromipilotx]

I am a massage pimp. I go up to a girl i know, rub her back and ive got a friend for life. Ive been propositioned by one once. Didnt know her that well yet so i decided not to tie her up and keep her in my basement (her idea

Comments

[malus_intent]

people will melt for you when you know how to use your hands :D i get the same reaction ^^ unfortunently, I don't live close to anyone who can give a good massage any more XD

[pyrodiva261]

yah and how often to I get shoulder rubs eh?

[darkdelusion]

Tom, you are SERIOUSLY freaking me out!!

[laphromipilotx]

from which sentence?

[darkdelusion]

I think this..."I am a massage pimp I go up to a girl i know, rub her back and ive got a friend for life." ...started me off with the worry....

"Didnt know her that well yet so i decided not to tie her up and keep her in my basement (her idea)." and this kinda finished me off with the whole weirdness :p

Especially the "yet" in there that suggests if you WERE friends with her you would have kept her in the basement!! :p

[darkdelusion]

Gahh!!! sorry Tom, I forgot to sign in :p