It's 98 degrees. And I'm about to go to court for the second time today... And then go to two rehearsals. Did I mention that today is one of my favorite days ever? Yep. 

Dear MySpace,

You are ghetto. Don't try to fight it. You are just not classy like Facebook, so don't try to be. But I love your ghettoness and I will never, ever leave you. Just remember, you're perfect the way you are.

Love and bulletins,

Larainebow

 I did seventeen loads of laundry last night. And I just heard my boss seriously say "Mozel Tov" to someone on the phone. I also have a rehearsal and a production meeting in San Francisco today and a rehearsal in Fremont. Why I haven't hooked up the coffee IV yet is beyond me. I suppose I should jump on that bandwagon.

 Planned Parenthood asked to be my friend on Myspace. Um. What? I mean I guess I get why they have a profile or whatever, but doesn't having a group make more sense than a profile? And why did they friend (yeah it's a verb!) ME? I've been to Planned Parenthood (because I'm broke and don't have insurance, NOT for any other reason, nosy bastards), do ( Read more... )

I can say, with relaitve certainty, that I will not miss an opportunity to vote so long as I am alive and functioning reasonably normally. And I will judge you for not voting. You should probably not tell me that you didn't vote. I will try not to ask as it just angers me when people say they didn't. I mean I understand it. I get that you didn't ( Read more... )

Potato Pancakes: 4

Mini Bratwurst: 3

Long Island Iced Teas: 2

Strippers: 1

Songs Karaoked: 589583285403

Tequila Shots: ?? At least 2

Cigarettes: Infinite

Best Friends' Birthdays: 2

Best Friends Turning 21: 1

New Fake I.D.'s: 1

People Who I Couldn't Stand In High School But Inexplicably Loved Last Night: 4

Completely Inappropriate And Hot Hot Up-Against-The- ( Read more... )

Last night alcohol DID NOT make me a better bowler. It also did not make me a better texter, photographer, or judge of when to go home. Lord. Let's take a poll. Do YOU think it's a good idea for me to get my wisdom teeth pulled at 9:45am on Friday and then do a show Friday night?* A) Yes. B) No. C) I don't care, let's go Karaoke-inggg.

*Kevin is ( Read more... )

 It's official: Karaoke has taken over my life. And I don't even like to sing. I'm not good (shocking!). I always enjoy having music loud enough to drown out my voice. Dear lord, why would I want a microphone? Well to be fair, it's not really ME karaoke-ing (or whatever) that's taken over my life. It's just karaoke in general. Mostly people I don't ( Read more... )

Today is NOT a good day. I'm tired (for no reason really, I slept a good amount. Sort of.) and I have to get my wisdom teeth pulled. Well I don't have to do that today, but I found out about it today and I have to get my tax bullshit in order and pay bills and wahhh wahhh wahhh. I'm just not in a good mood. And I can't stop thinking about Sept. 22 ( Read more... )

It's a bad sign when I want to be LESS involved... I'm starting to look forward to September. Even though next year is going to be a REALLY difficult year.