Don't question it, just roll with it.
So I typed out the entire Peterick Podcast on iTunes. I'm not sure why, I just did. I had the time and the patience, I guess. I'm 97% sure I have everything right. I even kept some of the 'uh's and 'um's, and some of the repeats/stutters. Only some.
*Song: 'I Don't Care'*
Pete: Whats up? You've tuned in to the Peterick podcast. I'm Pete Wentz.
Patrick: And I'm Patrick Stump. I guess I'm the 'rick'?
Pete: You're the rick.
Patrick: I'm the rick.
Pete: Yeah, this is kind of like, uh, a fantasy coming, coming together. We're doing this podcast in the nude.
Patrick: You know my family calls me that.
Pete: Dudes in the nude. Yeah, dudes in the nude.
Patrick: My name at home is Rick.
Pete: It is. In my phone its 'Rick Ta Life' actually.
Patrick: I'm sure Rick Ta Life loves that.
Pete: Which is a shout out to the real Rick Ta Life. Uh, um. So Patrick, I was wondering about, uh, 'I Don't Care'. I know that it's a blues riff, now that's good because its a primary color?
Patrick: Um, yes.
Pete: Blue is a primary color, right?
Patrick: Blue is a primary color. Its red, yellow and blue, but um. The blues is actually a musical form.
Pete: You know how you remember that? Roy B. Giv, or somethin'.
Patrick: I don't remember it that way. Maybe you do.
Pete: Obviously its not. I don't remember it. I don't know all the primary colors.
Patrick: The blues is actually a musical form.
Pete: Oh. Tell me about this.
Patrick: Um, it was a very popular music form, I think it really arose in popularity in the 20s. Here's another song, though. That is not the blues.
Pete: Alright. Let's here it for 'America's Suitehearts'
*Song: 'America's Suitehearts'*
Pete: So that song sounded kind of reminiscent of old Fall Out Boy but at the same time kind of taken in a new direction, what was the reasons for that?
Patrick: Wow. Um.
Pete: Okay, how 'bout this, do you think that Bush and Cheney have ever kissed, as America's sweethearts?
Patrick: Um, they definitely held hands.
Pete: Like I mean, maybe like, back in college to get two girls to kiss?
Patrick: I mean, well, yes. Okay, maybe. There is a definite possibility that there is. Yeah, in college. Though, I think Cheney, what, he's like 85, right? Somethin' like that? 92? In college, I mean, he would've been...
Pete: What do you think is the sweetest thing about America?
Patrick: Uh. Trucks.
Pete: My friend, AJ, who wears shirtless, um, or sleeveless shirts all the time says its the right to bear arms.
Patrick: You cannot.
Pete:...amendment.
Patrick: You cannot wear a shirtless.
Pete: No, he said second amendment. The right to bear arms.
Patrick: That is like having a hole. You cannot have...
Pete: Its like pretty much the worst joke ever. Let's listen to another song.
*Song: 'Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet'*
Pete: Hey, so, I noticed in that song there was a lyric 'Does your husband know?' and I'm gonna guess that you were at Pete Wentz's wedding. What was that like?
Patrick: That would be false...
Pete: Give me some insider info.
Patrick:...They would not let me in.
Pete: Really?
Patrick: They did not let me in.
Pete: Really?
Patrick: Yeah.
Pete: Oh my lord.
Patrick: Yep. Uhh..
Pete: What about... Did you see them have sex to have this so called 'baby'?
Patrick: I may or may not have been there.
Pete: You were maybe there, okay. Well we would like to get deeper into that, if you know what I mean, Patrick.
Patrick: *laughs* Oh, yeah.
Pete: You know what I'm talking about.
Patrick: Oh yeah. I did not get that innuendo at all.
Pete: Haha. Neither did I. But we need to tell people about...
Patrick: We're not there yet.
Pete: *pause* Oh. We aren't there yet.
Patrick: No we are not there yet... thats what she said! *laughs*
Pete: We're gonna take a commercial break real quick here. Hi! If you wanna buy Pete Wentz's jeans on eBay, you can do that by going over to eBay and typing in 'Pete Wentz's jeans'. I would recommend the kind that have some DNA on them. In case you'd like to clone him. Alright, back to the show. Let's play another song.
*Song: 'What a catch*'
Pete: Well, that was a snippet of, uh, 'What a Catch'. So, have you ever actually caught, or thrown a ball?
Patrick: Um. I...have tried. Um. No. I am not very, uh, great at sports. Um.
Pete: You hear this? This is a charity case here, that we'd like to work with. If there is anyone out there, professional sports player, an athlete of any kind, who would like to donate some time, uh, to help Patrick learn how to throw or catch a ball, that would be great.
Patrick: I. I mean. I wasn't even really that interested when I was a kid, I mean. I just watched a lot of TV.
Pete: I was so interested, I wanted to be Bo Jackson so bad.
Patrick: Yeah, well, because Bo knows everything.
Pete: Yeah.
Patrick: So..
Pete: So, tell me how 'Complete My Album' works. Why, why should I do this? Why should I go out and buy your song right now, when I can buy the whole record when it comes out?
Patrick: Okay, so basically, I go in to a restaurant and I want the spaghetti dinner, right? *laughs* Cause I am a classy guy. I see the spaghetti dinner. It comes with spaghetti, this is gonna be a good meal. Spaghetti, mashed potatoes, uh, corn...
Pete: And a bib, for sure. *laughs* You definitely gotta get a bib.
Patrick: *laughs* Okay, and a bib. But thats not food. There will be dinner rolls and there will also be...
Pete: The bib's like the video. Come on. Quit being a queer.
Patrick:...cranberry sauce. So for some reason its kinda like Thanksgiving except its spaghetti. Um, I don't know why. Ok. So basically, say I go to buy this, but, I'm not really totally...
Pete: By the way, your bathroom is going to be annihilated tonight.
Patrick: Say I'm going to buy this, but I'm not really sure that I want the spaghetti right away. So, I buy...
Pete: So you want the cranberry sauce...You want everything but the spaghetti?
Patrick: Well, I'm just saying, hold up. Hold up. So I really want the mashed potatoes, right? I look there and I'm like, 'I like those mashed potatoes. I'm gonna have some of those mashed potatoes.' So, I buy the ma...
Pete: *whispers* Thats code word for boobs.
Patrick: So I buy the mashed potatoes, right? Um. Then, I think to myself, 'You know what, I really did want the cranberry sauce and the corn and the dinner roll.' So I buy the rest of it, right.
Pete: And then you're like, 'Holy crap! I can't eat this without a bib.' Right?
Patrick: Right. So then you buy the bib and then, after all this you're like, 'Well, what am I thinking? I didn't even eat the spaghetti.' I'll tell you what. This is what 'Complete My Album' is. This is why I'm getting here. Getting at. Here.
Pete: Okay.
Patrick: Okay? Is that if you bought all that food, all the sides, you could still get the spaghetti for the same price it would cost for all of it, right?
Pete: Oh. Okay.
Patrick: So, you don't have to buy, you don't have to buy the...
Pete: So you're telling me I don't have to go re-buy the mashed potatoes and cranberry sauce, just cause I want the spaghetti.
Patrick: Exactly.
Pete: That's amazin'. Let's go get it. Why're we even makin' music? Let's make the, let's make the spaghetti Thanksgivin'.
Patrick: Pete, that was entirely hypothetical, I wasn't actually talking about spaghetti.
Pete: I got it. Okay. Right now. This is an ad, right now, Pete and Patrick's Spaghetti Thanksgiving Restaurant that will be open on, uh, Thanksgiving only, uh, and, uh, Thanksgiving, um, uh, what's the like, midway through the year Thanksgiving? Like you're half birthday. The half birthday of Thanksgiving it will also be open but only from, uh, nine a.m. to eleven a.m. So get in there early. It's kinda like pancake breakfast but with spaghetti and its Thanksgiving themed.
Patrick: Right off the 101 at the intersection of Cahuenga and Barham.
Pete: Now for some more hot tracks from Fall Out Boy on iTunes.
*Song: 'I Don't Care'*
Pete: Whats up? You've tuned in to the Peterick podcast. I'm Pete Wentz.
Patrick: And I'm Patrick Stump. I guess I'm the 'rick'?
Pete: You're the rick.
Patrick: I'm the rick.
Pete: Yeah, this is kind of like, uh, a fantasy coming, coming together. We're doing this podcast in the nude.
Patrick: You know my family calls me that.
Pete: Dudes in the nude. Yeah, dudes in the nude.
Patrick: My name at home is Rick.
Pete: It is. In my phone its 'Rick Ta Life' actually.
Patrick: I'm sure Rick Ta Life loves that.
Pete: Which is a shout out to the real Rick Ta Life. Uh, um. So Patrick, I was wondering about, uh, 'I Don't Care'. I know that it's a blues riff, now that's good because its a primary color?
Patrick: Um, yes.
Pete: Blue is a primary color, right?
Patrick: Blue is a primary color. Its red, yellow and blue, but um. The blues is actually a musical form.
Pete: You know how you remember that? Roy B. Giv, or somethin'.
Patrick: I don't remember it that way. Maybe you do.
Pete: Obviously its not. I don't remember it. I don't know all the primary colors.
Patrick: The blues is actually a musical form.
Pete: Oh. Tell me about this.
Patrick: Um, it was a very popular music form, I think it really arose in popularity in the 20s. Here's another song, though. That is not the blues.
Pete: Alright. Let's here it for 'America's Suitehearts'
*Song: 'America's Suitehearts'*
Pete: So that song sounded kind of reminiscent of old Fall Out Boy but at the same time kind of taken in a new direction, what was the reasons for that?
Patrick: Wow. Um.
Pete: Okay, how 'bout this, do you think that Bush and Cheney have ever kissed, as America's sweethearts?
Patrick: Um, they definitely held hands.
Pete: Like I mean, maybe like, back in college to get two girls to kiss?
Patrick: I mean, well, yes. Okay, maybe. There is a definite possibility that there is. Yeah, in college. Though, I think Cheney, what, he's like 85, right? Somethin' like that? 92? In college, I mean, he would've been...
Pete: What do you think is the sweetest thing about America?
Patrick: Uh. Trucks.
Pete: My friend, AJ, who wears shirtless, um, or sleeveless shirts all the time says its the right to bear arms.
Patrick: You cannot.
Pete:...amendment.
Patrick: You cannot wear a shirtless.
Pete: No, he said second amendment. The right to bear arms.
Patrick: That is like having a hole. You cannot have...
Pete: Its like pretty much the worst joke ever. Let's listen to another song.
*Song: 'Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet'*
Pete: Hey, so, I noticed in that song there was a lyric 'Does your husband know?' and I'm gonna guess that you were at Pete Wentz's wedding. What was that like?
Patrick: That would be false...
Pete: Give me some insider info.
Patrick:...They would not let me in.
Pete: Really?
Patrick: They did not let me in.
Pete: Really?
Patrick: Yeah.
Pete: Oh my lord.
Patrick: Yep. Uhh..
Pete: What about... Did you see them have sex to have this so called 'baby'?
Patrick: I may or may not have been there.
Pete: You were maybe there, okay. Well we would like to get deeper into that, if you know what I mean, Patrick.
Patrick: *laughs* Oh, yeah.
Pete: You know what I'm talking about.
Patrick: Oh yeah. I did not get that innuendo at all.
Pete: Haha. Neither did I. But we need to tell people about...
Patrick: We're not there yet.
Pete: *pause* Oh. We aren't there yet.
Patrick: No we are not there yet... thats what she said! *laughs*
Pete: We're gonna take a commercial break real quick here. Hi! If you wanna buy Pete Wentz's jeans on eBay, you can do that by going over to eBay and typing in 'Pete Wentz's jeans'. I would recommend the kind that have some DNA on them. In case you'd like to clone him. Alright, back to the show. Let's play another song.
*Song: 'What a catch*'
Pete: Well, that was a snippet of, uh, 'What a Catch'. So, have you ever actually caught, or thrown a ball?
Patrick: Um. I...have tried. Um. No. I am not very, uh, great at sports. Um.
Pete: You hear this? This is a charity case here, that we'd like to work with. If there is anyone out there, professional sports player, an athlete of any kind, who would like to donate some time, uh, to help Patrick learn how to throw or catch a ball, that would be great.
Patrick: I. I mean. I wasn't even really that interested when I was a kid, I mean. I just watched a lot of TV.
Pete: I was so interested, I wanted to be Bo Jackson so bad.
Patrick: Yeah, well, because Bo knows everything.
Pete: Yeah.
Patrick: So..
Pete: So, tell me how 'Complete My Album' works. Why, why should I do this? Why should I go out and buy your song right now, when I can buy the whole record when it comes out?
Patrick: Okay, so basically, I go in to a restaurant and I want the spaghetti dinner, right? *laughs* Cause I am a classy guy. I see the spaghetti dinner. It comes with spaghetti, this is gonna be a good meal. Spaghetti, mashed potatoes, uh, corn...
Pete: And a bib, for sure. *laughs* You definitely gotta get a bib.
Patrick: *laughs* Okay, and a bib. But thats not food. There will be dinner rolls and there will also be...
Pete: The bib's like the video. Come on. Quit being a queer.
Patrick:...cranberry sauce. So for some reason its kinda like Thanksgiving except its spaghetti. Um, I don't know why. Ok. So basically, say I go to buy this, but, I'm not really totally...
Pete: By the way, your bathroom is going to be annihilated tonight.
Patrick: Say I'm going to buy this, but I'm not really sure that I want the spaghetti right away. So, I buy...
Pete: So you want the cranberry sauce...You want everything but the spaghetti?
Patrick: Well, I'm just saying, hold up. Hold up. So I really want the mashed potatoes, right? I look there and I'm like, 'I like those mashed potatoes. I'm gonna have some of those mashed potatoes.' So, I buy the ma...
Pete: *whispers* Thats code word for boobs.
Patrick: So I buy the mashed potatoes, right? Um. Then, I think to myself, 'You know what, I really did want the cranberry sauce and the corn and the dinner roll.' So I buy the rest of it, right.
Pete: And then you're like, 'Holy crap! I can't eat this without a bib.' Right?
Patrick: Right. So then you buy the bib and then, after all this you're like, 'Well, what am I thinking? I didn't even eat the spaghetti.' I'll tell you what. This is what 'Complete My Album' is. This is why I'm getting here. Getting at. Here.
Pete: Okay.
Patrick: Okay? Is that if you bought all that food, all the sides, you could still get the spaghetti for the same price it would cost for all of it, right?
Pete: Oh. Okay.
Patrick: So, you don't have to buy, you don't have to buy the...
Pete: So you're telling me I don't have to go re-buy the mashed potatoes and cranberry sauce, just cause I want the spaghetti.
Patrick: Exactly.
Pete: That's amazin'. Let's go get it. Why're we even makin' music? Let's make the, let's make the spaghetti Thanksgivin'.
Patrick: Pete, that was entirely hypothetical, I wasn't actually talking about spaghetti.
Pete: I got it. Okay. Right now. This is an ad, right now, Pete and Patrick's Spaghetti Thanksgiving Restaurant that will be open on, uh, Thanksgiving only, uh, and, uh, Thanksgiving, um, uh, what's the like, midway through the year Thanksgiving? Like you're half birthday. The half birthday of Thanksgiving it will also be open but only from, uh, nine a.m. to eleven a.m. So get in there early. It's kinda like pancake breakfast but with spaghetti and its Thanksgiving themed.
Patrick: Right off the 101 at the intersection of Cahuenga and Barham.
Pete: Now for some more hot tracks from Fall Out Boy on iTunes.