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[larchsilverbark]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Garnette!

1. Garnette cannot jump!
2. It is bad luck to walk under Garnette.
3. Garnette is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
4. Garnette is 984 feet tall.
5. Ostriches stick their heads in Garnette not to hide but to look for water.

Comments

[kakusareta]

XD You did one of me!

1. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Karen.
Yeeees. I am teh winz of the USA! D:

2. Never store Karen at room temperature.
Indeed, indeed.

3. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Karen.
No, but I am sure two thirds of the world's eggplant is consumed by Karen! :D

4. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Karen.
Now that just sounds obscene.

5. The first domain name ever registered was Karen.com
O RLY?

6. Karen is actually a mammal, not a fish.
Wrong again. I am a robot.

7. Karen can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!
Hoochie mommas!

8. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Karen on.
Hah, I knew it.

9. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Karen.
Damn straight.

10. Karen will always turn right when leaving a cave.
Karen wouldn't leave a cave. (Damn...I almost wrote Caren. WTF.)

[larchsilverbark]

I never thought that I'd hear Karen say "Hoochie mommas!" Thank you for that.

[krystalego]

#7- Heh! How can something be born pregnant?

[goldcelestial]

incest in the womb?

[larchsilverbark]

Incest..... *shiver*

I think they're actually talking about seahorses in reality, though....

[goldcelestial]

well... I'm a red hillary right now... what does that mean??

[mattcal]

are you hillary? *confused look*

*laughing at karen's comment* hahaha. i feel stupid right now. hahahaha.

[goldcelestial]

yes. =^^=