Pure inebriation

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So the auditions for the musical are today and i really haven't chosen a song or started rehearsing. So I've decided to go with my back up song pure inebriation. It's a parody of pure imagination from the original willy wonka movie. I'm not sure if it's going well because my cat is freaking out every time I practice ;{. at least it will be

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Lyrics to pure inebriation

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Take a drink
And you'll sink
In a state of pure inebriation
You'll be tanked
Like the whole Irish nation!

When you drink enough of my beer
You will find this magic rule
Make your every joke a jewel
You'll drive drunker than Oskana Maiul!

Go on buds
Drink my suds
Till you've reached that pure inebriation
Though the beer may be free
You're just lending it from me

[anonymous]

so it's not me who has to read this because it isn't me that you're referring to, then who?

[skiingpengiun2]

It's funny because I know who you are

[esachicaloca]

i think i do, too.

[large_sexy]

wait Phil, i thought it was you.

[anonymous]

i meant "so IF it's not me..."

[large_sexy]

well I never said it wasn't. but it could there for more than you... dont get greedy on me we know were that goes

[anonymous]

i know i know, shut up. i'm just curious.

[large_sexy]

well there is someone i wish would say somethiong but i dont think it will happen.

[esachicaloca]

i'll take you up on the offer, even though it wasnt directed at me.

and you're right. some guys are dumb and miss a wonderful oppurtunity to get some easy action.

you look really cool

[large_sexy]

hmm i might have to plan something. i got this great necklace it only tell time for 3 days though.

you're the coolest girl... er... boy... in the world!

[esachicaloca]

that sounds perfect!

and my gift to you will be a trip to a nice little deserted island. eh? (and maybe a lid, if you're lucky.)

[who_was_she]

yes.

;p

go get 'em, tiger!