Further proof of having little common sense

[larp_tech]

As many of you know I am looking to transition to making massage therapy my career. In order to do so, I need a business name. Since I am not brimming with ideas at the moment, I am throwing the floor open to suggestions. Ideas can be straight business to fairly flowery. If I choose to use a suggestion that someone makes here, that person will

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[moiramisu]

Kneaded Healing

Gordonian Massage (ok, that might be too subtle, unless you had a good knot logo)

[charisma18]

"Uncle Drunky's Magic Fingers" comes to mind. It would sure jump out at you from the phone book, wouldn't it

random idea

[charisma18]

Jumping off what moiramisu suggested, maybe some kind of title having to do with "knot-work," featuring a celtic knot logo.

It's clever, plus, I imagine your average person looking for Reiki or CranioSacral work will see the logo and go "Ooo. Anything Celtic can't be bad. How deliciously new-agey."

I have a feeling that anything having to do with angels, dolphins, or the Celts will have an inherent appeal to the demographic who might be looking for "holistic" massage.

[tafkad]

Here are some bad ideas:

The Manhandler
Touched by an Angel
Reiki Hut

Here are some not-so-bad ideas (I hope):

I Knead a Massage
The Pressure Point
The Midas Touch (We treat you like gold!)
Sven's
Rejuvenate!

[tafkad]

With that last one, if you add soothing music (classical, new age, jazz, etc.) to the experience, you can call it "Rejuvenate! The Musical!"

[evcelt]

Holistic Hands - Kneading the Knots Out