I am an Idiot!

I got 0/21 on the Math Geek test.

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Disclosure: I wrote this. Somehow it got onto Fark, reddit, del.icio.us, and others. And totally crushed my server. Yep.

But it was fun.

http://www.idiotworld.com is what I've been working on lately. It's okay, if it wasn't for the fact that I've been coding with one hand behind my back on a machine that really ought to be rebuilt - tons of stuff breaks, and CPAN no longer works. Ah well, one of these days.

9 in 100,000
0.6 in 100,000
330 in 100,000

I'm not a woman. I won't judge what I won't ever experience.

Alas, I will try to understand anyhow.

The first number is the mortality rate of women who carry a pregnancy to term.
The second is the mortality rate of women who have a safe, legal abortion ( Read more... )

I was tagged by dplass to do this ( Read more... )

Been hanging out probably too much lately - my body's tired from the lack of sleep, and my mind's slow from too much alcohol ( Read more... )

Apparently, head-grind on a rail is _not_ the latest snowboarding trend.

Ouch. I did do well for enough of it, still getting the hang of grinding.. but grinding a rail is really hard. I think someone has it on tape, so I'll put it up sometime when I get it.. =)

I was bored.


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Turns out I might have a misaligned jaw, sprained neck, torn rotator cuff, and.. err.. need to pull out my wisdom teeth. I'm in a world of pain right now.. whoops!

Ask yourself: Do you want revenge? Or do you want justice?

How is it that the same people who never lived life fear death so much?