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larrythelegend

Life Sized Satanic Doll Serves As Masturbation Toy For America's Youth

Jul 08, 2005 02:40

When Mrs. Tawny Huxton opened her son Timmy's bedroom door, she was shocked to see his innocent white hiney nestled into the new 7ft Jar Jar Binks doll she had bought him for his birthday. Lately, many Americans have suffered similar incidents. Young children are being seduced by the character of George Lucas' latest Star Wars Movie. Jar Jar's ( Read more... )

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larrythelegend July 8 2005, 07:54:43 UTC

The icing on the cake to this is the banner ad on the bottom of the page for "What Would Jesus Do" thongs. Also an ad on the lower-left side of the page claiming "Accept Christ and receive a free PS2".

Gotta love it.

larrythelegend July 8 2005, 08:14:32 UTC

I've been trolling the entire site. It's quite a hoot.

anakhasolace July 8 2005, 08:34:40 UTC

You should try truechristian.com... it's also a blast.
Somethingawful.com is also tremendous, you'll probably like the "Your Band Sucks" section.
Alas, our bastion of awesomeness, dustindiamond.com, has been utterly fucking BURIED with poker spam and is now utterly fucking useless.

larrythelegend July 8 2005, 08:36:04 UTC

I'll have to check it out.

anakhasolace July 8 2005, 09:29:56 UTC

Oh, good god... we had such good times with Brak.

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