Howdy.

[larrythelobster]

I haven't played a gig in a damn long time. Maybe that's on account of the last time I played with my jazz band most of the audience reckoned there was one more man on stage than theys was seein'. I told them, no, just Larry on Sax, Sammy the Soarin' Steelhead on drums, and my buddy Tat on blues guitar, but they said, "No, we hears a tuba! Where

Comments

[ex_bloodreds450]

you seem more to have become significantly more articulate in this post. that will not do.

[ryanescobar]

He's got a point, Larry. "Apparitions?" "Musty?" "Reckon?" Those are big words for a lobster.

[larrythelobster]

You damn straight they's big words. You think jus' cuz ol' Larry talks about poopin' and his musty ol' crack all the time that he ain't been educated? I graduated from Benjamin Franklin High School down in New Orleans back when I was into that whole Mardi Gras boob thing. I was 15th in my class. Of course, there was only 15 in the class, but hey, I'm a damn lobster, what am I supposed to do?

[morganogrom]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This made my day.

[beastypeachycan]

this is the greatest thing i have ever read.